United thread 2017/18

[Machiavelli]

Fandabbydosie. Love it.

 

[uteblue]

Just read this doozy on rag cafe:
“How many City players would start for Jose's United? One, two or three? Basically, only KDB would be a guaranteed starter at United now. DDG and all defensive players are regarded as superior to City's palyers in the same positions (given that Mendy is out for the season), same with Matic and Pogba. Martial/Rashford are considered no less talented than Sane/Jesus. And Lukaku is much more of a Jose CF than Aguero.”

 

[manimanc]

Please can we all start refering to lukako as Boycie. The fucking useless jaffa. Makes Garry Birtles look prolific.

You do know I have copyright on the boycie nickname don't you?

 

[blueinsa]

Just read this doozy on rag cafe:
“How many City players would start for Jose's United? One, two or three? Basically, only KDB would be a guaranteed starter at United now. DDG and all defensive players are regarded as superior to City's palyers in the same positions (given that Mendy is out for the season), same with Matic and Pogba. Martial/Rashford are considered no less talented than Sane/Jesus. And Lukaku is much more of a Jose CF than Aguero.”

"Mind the fucking gap" pmsl

 

[TravisBickle]

Just read this doozy on rag cafe:
“How many City players would start for Jose's United? One, two or three? Basically, only KDB would be a guaranteed starter at United now. DDG and all defensive players are regarded as superior to City's palyers in the same positions (given that Mendy is out for the season), same with Matic and Pogba. Martial/Rashford are considered no less talented than Sane/Jesus. And Lukaku is much more of a Jose CF than Aguero.”

Our players are not designed to play PEGS hoof ball so he is probably right.
However not one Utd player would get into Peps City, not even the doughnut thief.

 

[Easy]

Imagine for one second no matter how hard it might be for a Blue, playing for that **** and how soul destroying it is if you have anything about you as a footballer?

Any sympathy for a rag player is now over ;-)

I don’t understand how most of the attacking players have not been pushing for moves. Not only it is soul destroying football, they won’t win anything playing it. Last season they counted a community shield as a trophy, won a competition we were too good to even be in and won the league cup with ref help after progressing against our reserves and youngsters 1-0. A nothing club that will not make top 4.

Rag players dream they could play for City every night.

 

[jimharri]

 

[andyhinch]

Just read this doozy on rag cafe:
“How many City players would start for Jose's United? One, two or three? Basically, only KDB would be a guaranteed starter at United now. DDG and all defensive players are regarded as superior to City's palyers in the same positions (given that Mendy is out for the season), same with Matic and Pogba. Martial/Rashford are considered no less talented than Sane/Jesus. And Lukaku is much more of a Jose CF than Aguero.”

The drugs get cheap when your that far out of town.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Please can we all start refering to lukako as Boycie. The fucking useless jaffa. Makes Garry Birtles look prolific.

4 months ago, he was referred to as THE BELGIAN BONY

Shirley we can now change this to the BLACK BIRTLES (providing the PC police don't class this as racist, where the butt of the joke is BIRTLES and Lukaku, and not a race issue)

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

Essence of rag....

Fuckin hell he looks like a fat Eden Hazard.