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scum fan on beeb.....



do they not realise that the scum team of 99 was nearly all bought???

Andy cole newcastle (npoty)
dwight yorke (avpoty & pots)
teddy sherringham (thpoty)

All from rival clubs,

goodbye fans we ll miss you loads!
Haha if we're not winning I don't want to know.


Fucking softarse pussies...they worry is that they all start buying City duvets.
 
that's what's wrong with team right there. Pogba, Sanchez and Lingard all stopped still because they couldn't be bothered defending. Sanchez was well out of position. Matic couldn't cover the whole of the Midfield with the 3 mentioned previously just stood there clueless. They are turning into Arsenal. The best thing is this is their future as well as they are stuck with Pogba, Sanchez, Lukaku for years and they can't get rid of Lingard or Rashford as it would look bad on them. Can't wait till us and liverpool play them because exactly the same thing will happen.
Careful you'll be getting a call to join the coaching staff.
 
From a friend. Loving their misery.

Planning for next season in Jan is poor, but to be fair we was doing that after not strengthening key areas in the summer and buys proving disappointing!



Please buy a powerful and energetic Defensive mid and two centre backs that don’t spend half their careers in A&E!

Well, three players spring to mind - Fernandinho, Otters and Fermez la Porte!
 
Paul Pogba is easily the laziest human being i've ever seen. Zero interest in trying to win the ball. And only comfortable with it if he has 20 yards of space around him.

Frustrating when teams stand off him. Even Bristol showed how easy it is to nullify him with a bit of pressing.

Spuds destroyed him last night
 
Don't listen to him anymore m8 he has serious mental health problems and I'm not joking the fucker needs sectioning under the mental health act, shame really


Yeah but he was fine before he started supporting the rags, it takes its toll mentality on all of the ****s
 
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Well, three players spring to mind - Fernandinho, Otters and Fermez la Porte!
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Paul Pogba is easily the laziest human being i've ever seen. Zero interest in trying to win the ball. And only comfortable with it if he has 20 yards of space around him.

Frustrating when teams stand off him. Even Bristol showed how easy it is to nullify him with a bit of pressing.

Spuds destroyed him last night
Comedy Gold on Match of the Day. Danny Murphy said: "Pogba has had a great season." I wonder how greatness is defined these days. Pogba has had no influence in any significant match this season.
 
Comedy Gold on Match of the Day. Danny Murphy said: "Pogba has had a great season." I wonder how greatness is defined these days. Pogba has had no influence in any significant match this season.

Danny, being a little shortarse, associates greatness with either of two things: a players height or the colour of the shirt. His articulation on MotD is one reason I wait for iPlayer if I get round to watching, and fast forward to the City bit, often with the mute on.
 
Carlton , Lukatme and the Merc. had no impact at all against Spuds, but the good news is their shirt sales figures have been unaffected, the MUFC marketing department are now trying to convince PEG that Usain Bolt would be a good signing , the income from forecasted shirt sales would easily build another shopping mall for the Glazers.
 
Thing is with Carrick fan , Utd were the only chunk of light in his mundane life in his caravan in Rhyl and now City have taken it all away from him.
 
Some of the thread titles on Redcafe are worth a laugh even without opening them....

We will never win the league with Paul Pogba in the team

Why the meltdowns and drama everytime we don't win?

We will never win the league with Lukaku up front.

How do you deal with defeat?

Reaction to conceding first goal

And the hysterical....

We will never win the league with De Gea in goal

And....

Sanchez - What's his position?

Wondering what the f**k he's done probably.

P.S. Standout post....

"What if next season is the same?"
 


Can absolutely see these two increasingly despising each other and it will be toxic.

Looks like a manager who's telling his player he's not doing his job as told, and a player who's questioning the job being given. Both thinking they know what they are doing more than the other but in reality both have no clue.
 
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