United thread 2017/18

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The perfect fumble said:
Some of the thread titles on Redcafe are worth a laugh even without opening them....

We will never win the league with Paul Pogba in the team

Why the meltdowns and drama everytime we don't win?

We will never win the league with Lukaku up front.

How do you deal with defeat?

Reaction to conceding first goal

And the hysterical....

We will never win the league with De Gea in goal

And....

Sanchez - What's his position?

Wondering what the f**k he's done probably.

P.S. Standout post....

"What if next season is the same?"
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I am sure we could come up with so many more ha ha ha
 
BlueAnorak said:
Nah. Win it at Everton with a guard of honour at the start of the derby.
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Let's win it against them and then quickly set up a guard of honour (brass band, pyrotechnics, the full works) as soon as the final whistle goes without letting them off the pitch. Best of both worlds
 
BerkshireBlue said:
Let's win it against them and then quickly set up a guard of honour (brass band, pyrotechnics, the full works) as soon as the final whistle goes without letting them off the pitch. Best of both worlds
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It's fair to suggest we've will win the league after last night, our next target has to be either win it against them or do it the game before for a guard of honour....what a time to be blue, all that pain from 1970.....just knew eventually it'd be worthwhile ;)
 
When your mates convinces you to go out for a beers and the next morning wake up next to a munter and you're thinking what the fook have I done.....

That's Sanchez this morning!!
 
bluebaja said:
Good line (from a Rag) in the comments section of The Guardian this morning, referring to Lukaku...'Lukaku is little more than a runaway wardrobe - speed of a racehorse, strength of a dray horse, brains of a fucking rocking horse.'
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that is a brilliant line,not sure of the racehorse bit tho.
 
watched their game yesterday (as i couldn't make ours) and they were atrocious, spurs could easily have had a few more had it not been for Kane's finishing and the referee not awarding a blatant penalty.
The perfect fumble said:
Some of the thread titles on Redcafe are worth a laugh even without opening them....

We will never win the league with Paul Pogba in the team

Why the meltdowns and drama everytime we don't win?

We will never win the league with Lukaku up front.

How do you deal with defeat?

Reaction to conceding first goal

And the hysterical....

We will never win the league with De Gea in goal

And....

Sanchez - What's his position?

Wondering what the f**k he's done probably.

P.S. Standout post....

"What if next season is the same?"
Click to expand...
The We will never win the league with Paul Pogba in the team OP is actually spot on, the longer the brainwashed masses think he's something special , the better IMO. Embarrassing hearing Hoddle trying to make out everything he did last night was triffic or brilliant - a routine straight ball over the top to Lukaku is somehow "amazing".
 
What’s even more hilarious with United is that the longer they continue to believe that Pogba is this superstar the worse it’ll be. He’s nowhere near the level a guy of his attributes should be. I’m also going to defend Mourinho on this too. Pogba should be able to play in a two. He’s simply a bone idle fucker who runs one way and walks the other. Playing a three sends the entire wrong message to the rest of those players.
 
Compare Pogba at £90m with Ya Ya at his peak for just £25m. As long as United keep making blunders like this in the transfer market we have nothing to worry about.
 
City_Sean said:
What’s even more hilarious with United is that the longer they continue to believe that Pogba is this superstar the worse it’ll be. He’s nowhere near the level a guy of his attributes should be. I’m also going to defend Mourinho on this too. Pogba should be able to play in a two. He’s simply a bone idle fucker who runs one way and walks the other. Playing a three sends the entire wrong message to the rest of those players.
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I agree wholeheartedly.

He's not a no.10, not a box to box midfielder, not a pivot or a play maker.. hes just a mix of all of that but not good at any of them, just slightly above average across the board and has no footballing intelligence.
 
lmjones1uk said:
I agree wholeheartedly.

He's not a no.10, not a box to box midfielder, not a pivot or a play maket.. hes just a mix of all of that but not good at any of them, just slightly above average across the board and has no footballing intelligence.
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This is the thing. Whilst I despise the bloke, Mourinho isn’t an idiot. Pogba is perfectly capable of playing in a two but he simply can’t be arsed applying himself there. He’s all about himself and he doesn’t give a shit about the team he’s in. Contrast with KDB who yesterday ran sixty yards to make a tackle. That’s the difference.
 
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Pogba is a perfect example, of everything that is wrong with the base everything on goals and assists attitude, that seems prevalent these days. Yeah his stats are decent but it tells nothing like the whole story. The guy is a flat-track bully, who bounces around the middle of the park, looking good against canon-fodder. He rarely turns up against anyone decent. He would drive me mad if he was at City.
 
The Times today

“...showing all the balance of a new born foal, Jones skewed the ball past De Gea.”
 
bobbyowenquiff said:
Comedy Gold on Match of the Day. Danny Murphy said: "Pogba has had a great season." I wonder how greatness is defined these days. Pogba has had no influence in any significant match this season.
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Yep, I wanted someone to ask him to quantify that statement. Utter bullshit. Mind you, if Pogba was playing for us, I reckon they'd now be saying £90m was good business.
 
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