United thread 2017/18

[mat]

Give me mersey. Here we go with the puns.

Derwent there didn't you?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Derwent there didn't you?

Wye would you even say that?

 

[crazyg]

All these river puns really Irk me.

 

[babyape]

Also they might add Ginger Kev's long range passing is almost as good as Pogba’s.

I love their pogba relationship. The fans are too invested in needing him to be world class they just can’t see that he actually isn’t. Far far from it.

Otta has a better passing range. Ederson does. So many of our players do. Hitting a diagonal 60 yards into a large area is not good passing. It’s lazy.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

All these river puns really Irk me.

That was really Tame.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

All these river puns really Irk me.

They are driving me in Seine.

 

[mat]

All these river puns really Irk me.

We've not made Severn yet.

 

[purplenose]

I cannot look to often at rag cafe even though it is funny its also scary that these fucksticks are able to wander freely amongst the population.

Mind the gap you silly red twats.

 

[Withnail]

They are the most deluded set of knobs that have ever existed. How can anyone in their right mind think that Carlton Pogba is on the same level as Super Kev.

Good article by Souness on Pogba /sport/football/news says it like it is. Pogba got a lot to learn.

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

They are the most deluded set of knobs that have ever existed. How can anyone in their right mind think that Carlton Pogba is on the same level as Super Kev.

Good article by Souness on Pogba /sport/football/news says it like it is. Pogba got a lot to learn.

But who can he learn off when he is already the best midfielder to ever play in the PL ?

 

[Withnail]

Souness article on Carlton http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/man-utd-cant-rely-on-pogba-souness/185m7j25lz2ya1eneb9ejz4ovc

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Another thread on City at the Cafe.
How do you play against this current City side?

Fuck Mourinho off.

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

That was really Tame.

He's just a tees

 

[Easy]

Souness article on Carlton http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/man-utd-cant-rely-on-pogba-souness/185m7j25lz2ya1eneb9ejz4ovc

Been saying this for a long time.

Pogba is not a player that can play in a midfield two. Hopefully he is fit for the derby.

 

[Withnail]

Been saying this for a long time.

Pogba is not a player that can play in a midfield two. Hopefully he is fit for the derby.

Agree I want them to have their best 11 out so when we beat them the rags will have no excuses.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Been saying this for a long time.

Pogba is not a player that can play in a midfield two. Hopefully he is fit for the derby.

he's "injured" again?!

 

[Blue Mist]

Have a trip over to red cafe for some amusing Sunday morning reading. Apparently the donut thief is a much more important player then Kevin De Bruyne. Also they might add Ginger Kev's long range passing is almost as good as Pogba’s.

What’s the name of that river in Egypt?

Hang on DeGea is more important than Kev. Kev is brillaint but if he was injured we would carry on winning. If Degea gets sold/injured they are in deep shite. They NEED DeGea, we dont need Kev we just get to enjoy his brilliance, there is a huge difference.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Mourinho being mourinho taking a pop at Gaurdiola for crying about injuries. I literally cant wait until one of their "Stars" gets a shite challenge. Please god perfect timing would be today cos he wont be able to say fuck all after this

http://www.football365.com/news/mourinho-aims-veiled-dig-at-guardiola-over-referees

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Agree I want them to have their best 11 out so when we beat them the rags will have no excuses.

They always have excuses, it's how they survive . Denial and lunacy are their core characteristics .

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Hang on DeGea is more important than Kev. Kev is brillaint but if he was injured we would carry on winning. If Degea gets sold/injured they are in deep shite. They NEED DeGea, we dont need Kev we just get to enjoy his brilliance, there is a huge difference.

I don't know how anyone can argue we don't need Kev, over a stretch of 6/10 games with him out you'd notice we need him. Just look back to 15/16, in the title race until Kev got injured in the cup v Everton and we fell apart.