United thread 2017/18

[Who's up Mary brown]

It's Christmas time,
And there's a need to be afraid
They never said,
With Fergie gone there'd be a downgrade
It was our world of plenty
We could smile and laugh at you
But now where, we once saw red,
There's only blue

So say a prayer
And pray for the plastic ones
At Christmas time, it's hard
But-when, we're all having fun
They're all locked inside a timewarp
With the silence in their ears
Coz there's no more Best or Beckham
And no one worth a cheer
And the Facebook generation
Click their camera phones
The best face they can share is Phi-lip Jones

And there won't be gold at Old
Trafford next summer time
Unless they break the bank (again) in Jan. (Ho ho ho ho ho!)
Sli-ding down the pan
A bunch of also rans
They all know it's City's time again

Here's to them
At the big red megastore
Buy-ing big
But they still need a-back-four
They all know it's City's time again

Feel their hurt
Let them know it's City's time again
(Repeat and fade out - for several decades...)

Very good could imagine sir Bob getting Mick Hucknell ,Knob Stewart etc to release it at the Etihad

 

[Deleted member 13905]

hahaha. newspapers today running with bale to the rags.
thought they'd be saving that whopper for tomorrow,
after newcastle have given them what for this aft.

fuck me, they are funny.
"United believe they can help Wales international Bale overcome his fitness issues"
luke shaw concurs.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

hahaha. newspapers today running with bale to the rags.
thought they'd be saving that whopper for tomorrow,
after newcastle have given them what for this aft.

fuck me, they are funny.
"United believe they can help Wales international Bale overcome his fitness issues"
luke shaw concurs.

Didn’t he begin his career as a left back at Southampton? If he went to the rags he would end up back in the same position.

Can imagine Jose’s tactics talk with him.

‘Keep it neat and tidy Gareth, don’t go past the half way line, don’t take anyone on, if you see the big lump upfront free hit him from 40 yards.’

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Didn’t he begin his career as a left back at Southampton? If he went to the rags he would end up back in the same position.

Can imagine Jose’s tactics talk with him.

‘Keep it neat and tidy Gareth, don’t go past the half way line, don’t take anyone on, if you see the big lump upfront free hit him from 40 yards.’

 

[jimharri]

I see PEG is whining about the treatment of "The Face" by the England medical staff. But of course he doesn't like talking about injuries.

 

[waspish]

Mourinho should be telling Jones why he actually agreed to these injection?! Funny none of the media asked him that question.

 

[bluethrunthru]

If the Bales thing comes true it could be we are seeing the birth of a new trend - spunking millions on injury prone liabilities - Bale, Pogba .... never mind the most valuable bench in football they would have the most expensive treatment room !!

 

[Elbow beards]

Will ferrell on lawros predictions has Newcastle to win 10-0, good lad :)

Edit: has us getting beat 1-0 as well, twat

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

So funny if they go for bale.....it will just reinforce the Di Maria debacle if signing a player for shirt sales.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Piece in the Mail ( spit ) reporting that Wales are considering Bryan Riggs as a replacement for Coleman , but unsure whether they can afford him ........

Doesn't say how many of the player's wives he has asked for .