United thread 2017/18

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Bless him, only took him 20 posts for his mask to slip and go all mental. The decent ones normally rack up at least 30/40 before they show themselves up for the ****s they are. Cheerio Peaky.
 
Blue tube said:
I've realised this guy is the loudmouth at the pub, used to go can't get at ticket, but I'll talk over everyone in the pub to get my bullshit ripped from motd point across. Thinks he's everyone's mate at the boozer when in fact everyone who sees him thinks here comes ****chops.

Everyone knows that guy don't they?
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Yep, and not just the pub, every work environment.
 
Peaky Blinders said:
You know why 'rags' come on here? It's not to rub your noses in it after a win. Hypothetically speaking, lets say on the 28th October we beat Spurs 3-0. I can write the narrative to this page right now.

"Lloris should have saved that, he's a shit keeper."

"Fuxsake, why is everyone rolling over for the rags?"

"Lukaku scuffed his goal, didn't mean it at all."

"Pogba should have been sent off."

"Spurs should have had two penalties."

"Spurs are totally shit, we will destroy them at our place."

"Kane is a flat track bully."

"Maureen parked the bus for the last 15 mins, they were shitting it."

I come on here for some guaranteed belly laughs. And I don't mean this in a patronising way, but you know what your gonna get with City fans, they don't ever change. Proper grumpy sods. Like the ones booing during the first half against Crystal Palace. It puts a smile on my face.
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Fuck off with the rag bullshit...rags like you get on my fucking tits.
You only ever show your colours when the scum win.
Let's see where the rags are at the end of the season eh.
I didn't hear any booing v Palace and we boo the chumps league anthem because Uefa have tried to fuck us over numerous times.
I'm looking forward to rags losing a couple of games so you can all fuck off back to whichever rock you have crawled out from under.
Fuck me I really hate the red bastard's with a vengeance... arrogant twats to a man.
 
Peaky Blinders said:
Yeah, I suppose you are right. Maybe we should get in touch with Richard Scudamore to see if we can swap our goals against Everton with you guys, because you clearly deserved them more. It's only fair. Maybe we should give Everton the 3 points as well, because De Gea was very lucky to stop them from scoring. Nobody likes a show off.
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Is that supposed to be clever ?
 
Pep has upset the Rags.

Saying United play the long ball game, unlike City, Spurs and Chelsea. No mention of Liverpool or Arsenal.

Obviously the Rags have seen their arses, with comments such as.... 'Hasn't he seen us play lately, f*** off Guardiola, what did he win last season, and your trophy day's are over'. ;-)
 
Blue tube said:
I've realised this guy is the loudmouth at the pub, used to go can't get at ticket, but I'll talk over everyone in the pub to get my bullshit ripped from motd point across. Thinks he's everyone's mate at the boozer when in fact everyone who sees him thinks here comes ****chops.

Everyone knows that guy don't they?
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Yep.the motd armchair red.full of shit shit ..and more shit.
 
hcblue95 said:
CSKA gave you all four goals basically, you must be able to see that. You will struggle in the round of 16 because you haven't played anyone good in Europe for the last 5 years have you? You have only been in the champions league twice since fergie left and got a piss easy group last time and still fucked it up.
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Correct
 
It's always the way with rag fans. They start off sounding reasonable and honest about their club, we all enjoy a bit of banter, there's give and take from both sides, and you begin to think "Well, maybe there are some decent rags in existence." And then they revert to type. The moment you state something factual that paints the club in rather unflattering colours, something that peels away at the whole Hollywood facade the club's PR team have gradually built up over the years, the moment you point out, for example, the sheer hypocrisy of them calling us out over having a rich benefactor, the abuse starts. They revert to childish name-calling and end up getting banned. So they skulk back to dead cafè and lie to their slow-witted colleagues about how us bitter berties hate Pep, we detest Sergio, can't stand our wealthy owners, and wish with all our collective hearts that we had Maureen and his billion-pound Wimbledon instead. About how we watch in stunned amazement as Phil 'the face' single-handedly ensures De Gea never has anything to do. As Lukaku, with an almost supernatural agility weaves intricate little patterns against the opponents, how that saintly cherubim Fellaini never complains to the ref when players deliberately smash their heads into his elbows.

And all their followers in Asia and the middle-east all nod their heads wisely as if to say: "You good, kind, gentle soul. Thank you for showing those berties the error of their ways."
 
Manchester1894 said:
The Pogba injury is one to keep an eye out for in his career. When he did it last season I thought he'd had a bad one at Juve and googled it. He had a Grade 2 tear and was out for 2 months: See here http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/31978993

Now he had one earlier this year in a fairly light run with Glen Johnson. These things happen you might say, but he's not running at full pelt in Youtube vid. BUT then I read this in May ahead of Ajax final: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/22/paul-...string-injury-claims-jack-van-gelder-6652134/

Then he does it again VERY early into a game last night and not your usual sprinting pull either.. He's either lazily warming up or he's got a chronic issue.. or could be both. Like I said keep an eye out.
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Looks like you were right.

Originally pencilled in to return for Liverpool in 10 days time, Simon Stone now saying it'll be more likely December.

3 big Hamstring injuries, potentially 7 months out, over 3 years, that could be on it's way to a chronic, Kompany calf/Wilshere ankle/Sturridge Hamstring type affair.
 
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