United thread 2017/18

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Some players still have delusions.....
From the BBC Gossip Column;
Former Manchester United striker Memphis Depay, 23, who is now at Lyon, believes his next step is "going to Real Madrid", adding: "That's my serious goal." (Daily Star, via De PSV Supporter)

I have only made one correct football prediction in my days on earth, and it was that as soon as this queef of a player demanded to be called "Memphis" instead of "Depay", his career would fall faster than a penny dropped off the Empire State Building.
 
Based on googles lyrics for 'pass the dutchie'
Lines in italics, need doing.


This generation
Bores the nation
With aversion


Hoofball happen to be the end of love
So dire it really make you rub and scrub

Park the bus against a top 10 side
Park the bus against a top 10 side

Its Jose Mourinho, give 'em basic make 'em yawn and wank

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

You could see it 'cause it was the moan of Jose

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

So I got my mate and went out for a walk

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

As we pass the scaffold dump we heard 'em say

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make Jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

So I laughed to find out what was going on.

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

'Cause the spirit of Jose, you know he leads you on

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

There was a ring of dread and a seance was there in swing

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

You could feel the chill as we seen and heard them say

(How does it feel when you've got no soul ?)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna hurt, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

'Cause 'em say lies all through summer, 'em say listen to their boss

Give 'em all the basic make 'em wind up the past

'Em say lies all through summer, 'em say listen to their boss

Give 'em all basic make 'em wind up the past, (We saw)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

You laugh at them on radio, a so me say, we a go hear it on the stereo

A so me know you a go play it on the disco

A so me say we a go hear it on the stereo


Park the bus against a top 10 side (We saw)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

against a top 10 side
(We saw) against a top 10 side
(We saw) against a top 10 side
You wilt against a top 10 side
(Appalling) against a top 10 side

I say east, say west, say north and south (against a top 10 side)

This is gonna make 'em slump and pout (against a top 10 side) I say east, say west, say north and south (against a top 10 side)

This is gonna make Jose be able to slump and pout, we saw (against a top 10 side)
 
He has a history of this always puts the feelers out there 2nd season in scum probably give him a bumper new deal what he is after and still end up at PSG in 18 months
I think he's been getting a lot of flack from the media after yesterday's borefest. Even those hacks who worship his every utterance are asking questions about the money he's spent and the sort of football he's delivering.
If he dishes up more of that putrid shite again the plastics will turn away en-masse and the Glazers will kick him out.
 
Based on googles lyrics for 'pass the dutchie'
Lines in italics, need doing.


This generation
Bores the nation
With aversion


Hoofball happen to be the end of love
So dire it really make you rub and scrub

Park the bus against a top 10 side
Park the bus against a top 10 side

Its Jose Mourinho, give 'em basic make 'em yawn and wank

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

You could see it 'cause it was the moan of Jose

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

So I got my mate and went out for a walk

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

As we pass the scaffold dump we heard 'em say

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make Jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

So I laughed to find out what was going on.

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

'Cause the spirit of Jose, you know he leads you on

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

There was a ring of dread and a seance was there in swing

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

You could feel the chill as we seen and heard them say

(How does it feel when you've got no soul ?)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna hurt, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

'Cause 'em say lies all through summer, 'em say listen to their boss

Give 'em all the basic make 'em wind up the past

'Em say lies all through summer, 'em say listen to their boss

Give 'em all basic make 'em wind up the past, (We saw)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

You laugh at them on radio, a so me say, we a go hear it on the stereo

A so me know you a go play it on the disco

A so me say we a go hear it on the stereo


Park the bus against a top 10 side (We saw)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

against a top 10 side
(We saw) against a top 10 side
(We saw) against a top 10 side
You wilt against a top 10 side
(Appalling) against a top 10 side

I say east, say west, say north and south (against a top 10 side)

This is gonna make 'em slump and pout (against a top 10 side) I say east, say west, say north and south (against a top 10 side)

This is gonna make Jose be able to slump and pout, we saw (against a top 10 side)
You should post this on the Caf.
 
You should post this on the Caf.
Naww , I don't think so, it'll just pander to yours and their beliefs.

As I said, it's far too cheesy RAwKish, and crap.

- basically What happens to your brain when you're in A&E for 4 hours after not much sleep.
 
Naww , I don't think so, it'll just pander to yours and their beliefs.

As I said, it's far too cheesy RAwKish, and crap.

- basically What happens to your brain when you're in A&E for 4 hours after not much sleep.
Hehe fair enough.
 
Hehe fair enough.
As far as I can tell, there's been hardly any city posters on the caf in the past 24ish hrs - (accusations normally thrown being 'you only come on here when you win/we play crap' - along with the usual bollox of 'unlimited funds', 'the sheik will get bored', 'istry', 'always been the biggest'', 'emptihad', 'classless' etc)

I think they've done a good enough realisation themselves on how unappealing, unattractive, negative, overhyped and Jurassic their football is in comparison.

It's now more turning on themselves due to other United 'fans' praising the appealing, attractive, positive, underhyped and modern football City are playing.
 
This is my favourite redcafe post of the weekend-------------

'I know that it sounds a little odd. But I think that Jose doesn't want big wins early on. Especially at a place like Anfield so early in the season. I've seen Nev give interviews where they say that if United win at Anfield, then they believe they can go for the title.

Would Jose love a win at Anfield? Of course he would. But I don't think he wants the team to blow Liverpool away. He would want a scrappy 1-0 win or a draw, because that would keep the players grounded. Too often we see teams beat a big team away from home and lose the next game against smaller teams. That could be a reason why he set up defensively and conservatively, instead of playing more expansively against Liverpool.

Of course it could just be that Jose just does what he always does against big teams and parks the bus. But I think that if we won convincingly at Anfield, the team would become overconfident and believe that they were going to win the title. And at this point in time, its crucial that the players avoid this, because these players aren't Scholes, Giggs or Nev. They don't have the title-winning experience. They need to stay grounded, keep fighting as the underdog and whatever happens, happens.

Basically, at this moment in time, we need to win the league like 'Leceister', because our players don't yet have the experience to win the title like we used to. For the first half of the season, I think we need to keep grinding out victories, so the players stay grounded and to build up momentum so that when Feb and March come around, we can start blowing teams away for one final push for the title. The last thing we want is for the players to run out of steam by Feb and March, which is what Arsenal used to do when they were relevant, and what could happen to Man City.'
 
This is my favourite redcafe post of the weekend-------------

'I know that it sounds a little odd. But I think that Jose doesn't want big wins early on. Especially at a place like Anfield so early in the season. I've seen Nev give interviews where they say that if United win at Anfield, then they believe they can go for the title.

Would Jose love a win at Anfield? Of course he would. But I don't think he wants the team to blow Liverpool away. He would want a scrappy 1-0 win or a draw, because that would keep the players grounded. Too often we see teams beat a big team away from home and lose the next game against smaller teams. That could be a reason why he set up defensively and conservatively, instead of playing more expansively against Liverpool.

Of course it could just be that Jose just does what he always does against big teams and parks the bus. But I think that if we won convincingly at Anfield, the team would become overconfident and believe that they were going to win the title. And at this point in time, its crucial that the players avoid this, because these players aren't Scholes, Giggs or Nev. They don't have the title-winning experience. They need to stay grounded, keep fighting as the underdog and whatever happens, happens.

Basically, at this moment in time, we need to win the league like 'Leceister', because our players don't yet have the experience to win the title like we used to. For the first half of the season, I think we need to keep grinding out victories, so the players stay grounded and to build up momentum so that when Feb and March come around, we can start blowing teams away for one final push for the title. The last thing we want is for the players to run out of steam by Feb and March, which is what Arsenal used to do when they were relevant, and what could happen to Man City.'

They’ll feel very grounded when they find themselves 15pts adrift of us come Christmas lol
 


Oh aye? PEG getting itchy feet already.


He is a walking ego, the way we are playing and the age of our squad if frightening. It is concieveable that we could be a formidable force for the next 5 years if we keep this current group together.

PEG's ego won't stand playing second fiddle. Added to this he is very one dimensional and I think we will see a lot more of these stories coming out this year.
 
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