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Pablo1 said:
Bless. People are really taking that twitter account seriously?
No wonder those Nigerian prince’s are still at it with their scams.
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It's an amusing way to while away a spare half hour. Reading that this person is passing themself off as a "professional football analyst". It's vaguely similar to the BeijingRed4Life account. I'd take one as seriously as the other. Both are serial WUMmers.
 
jimharri said:
It's an amusing way to while away a spare half hour. Reading that this person is passing themself off as a "professional football analyst". It's vaguely similar to the BeijingRed4Life account. I'd take one as seriously as the other. Both are serial WUMmers.
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That’s exactly what it is. It’s a Wum account. A parody. That’s why I was surprised reading some of the replies on here, I thought it was obvious.
 
I see that Benjamin Mendy's tweet has been lost on the numb rag masses. Accuse him of copying big nose when in truth he was taking the piss. God they're thicker than a breeze block toastie.
 
think they’ll draw at least one of Arsenal or Watford away games, if we keep on grinding results till then we could be easily 10 points ahead of them minimum. So practically 11, considering we are superior in goal diff.

I think we wont get anything less than a draw away at the swamp so we could potentially be 12-13 points ahead of them by December 10th.

I still feel Chelsea are our second biggest rivals this season, first being us ourselves
 
jimharri said:
It's an amusing way to while away a spare half hour. Reading that this person is passing themself off as a "professional football analyst". It's vaguely similar to the BeijingRed4Life account. I'd take one as seriously as the other. Both are serial WUMmers.
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I made note of that in a tweet to her some time ago, also mentioning that he of the Slurpy Noodle was much funnier, and she did not take kindly :)

Quite clearly a parody.
 
Check this out from her blog ...

“However not all change is or the good. Sometimes it can be negative. For example, Man City, which is a team that just buys success, they don’t have any fans (for the stats geeks out there, there average attendance is lower than MUFC, Arsenal, England, etc). They also play grey-blood football”. That’s a modern trend. Teams like Man City, who play “grey-blood football”, never used to exist. Unfortunately these sorts of clubs are damaging the financial stability of EPL. Clubs with actual fans and a history are more stable. If the owners of Man City pulled out the club would fold. If MUFC or Chelsea lost there owners, the clubs histories would protect them. If teams like MCFC are allowed to proliferate, we could see the end of football in this country. The amount of money that MUFC, Chelsea and the rest of EPL contribute to the economy of the UK is incredible. over £50 Billion by some estimates.

It also damages the England team.

I believe FIFA, FA and EPL must work together to strategically weaken MCFC and all, other “grey-blood football” teams. This must be done covertly, with secret informants inserted at the club. Money from MCFC will be taken from club sources and redistributed to the rest of EPL. Players will also secretly be transferred to other clubs, such as MUFC or Chelsea. The press cannot be informed and fans of all clubs will be kept in the dark as this is a classified mission. The FA must use its links to groups such as MI5 and MI6 to plant people at Man City and keep British football on top of the world. If anyone gets in the way they can be neutralised by MI5 and MI6, as well as special “FIFA courts” which will be set up by the FA. These will be given full judicial sentencing powers by parliament. The value of football and EPL to our economy is immeasurable, higher than £50 Billion by some estimates. With Man City compromised as a threat we will see a new era of British dominance in football.”
 
Robinho's Subbuteo said:
Check this out from her blog ...

“However not all change is or the good. Sometimes it can be negative. For example, Man City, which is a team that just buys success, they don’t have any fans (for the stats geeks out there, there average attendance is lower than MUFC, Arsenal, England, etc). They also play grey-blood football”. That’s a modern trend. Teams like Man City, who play “grey-blood football”, never used to exist. Unfortunately these sorts of clubs are damaging the financial stability of EPL. Clubs with actual fans and a history are more stable. If the owners of Man City pulled out the club would fold. If MUFC or Chelsea lost there owners, the clubs histories would protect them. If teams like MCFC are allowed to proliferate, we could see the end of football in this country. The amount of money that MUFC, Chelsea and the rest of EPL contribute to the economy of the UK is incredible. over £50 Billion by some estimates.

It also damages the England team.

I believe FIFA, FA and EPL must work together to strategically weaken MCFC and all, other “grey-blood football” teams. This must be done covertly, with secret informants inserted at the club. Money from MCFC will be taken from club sources and redistributed to the rest of EPL. Players will also secretly be transferred to other clubs, such as MUFC or Chelsea. The press cannot be informed and fans of all clubs will be kept in the dark as this is a classified mission. The FA must use its links to groups such as MI5 and MI6 to plant people at Man City and keep British football on top of the world. If anyone gets in the way they can be neutralised by MI5 and MI6, as well as special “FIFA courts” which will be set up by the FA. These will be given full judicial sentencing powers by parliament. The value of football and EPL to our economy is immeasurable, higher than £50 Billion by some estimates. With Man City compromised as a threat we will see a new era of British dominance in football.”
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"She" has made the fatal flaw of going too OTT. If she was more restrained, people might be more likely to believe her, and she'd reel more in. A professional football analyst using the term "Manky City"? Riiiight.
 
Robinho's Subbuteo said:
Check this out from her blog ...

“However not all change is or the good. Sometimes it can be negative. For example, Man City, which is a team that just buys success, they don’t have any fans (for the stats geeks out there, there average attendance is lower than MUFC, Arsenal, England, etc). They also play grey-blood football”. That’s a modern trend. Teams like Man City, who play “grey-blood football”, never used to exist. Unfortunately these sorts of clubs are damaging the financial stability of EPL. Clubs with actual fans and a history are more stable. If the owners of Man City pulled out the club would fold. If MUFC or Chelsea lost there owners, the clubs histories would protect them. If teams like MCFC are allowed to proliferate, we could see the end of football in this country. The amount of money that MUFC, Chelsea and the rest of EPL contribute to the economy of the UK is incredible. over £50 Billion by some estimates.

It also damages the England team.

I believe FIFA, FA and EPL must work together to strategically weaken MCFC and all, other “grey-blood football” teams. This must be done covertly, with secret informants inserted at the club. Money from MCFC will be taken from club sources and redistributed to the rest of EPL. Players will also secretly be transferred to other clubs, such as MUFC or Chelsea. The press cannot be informed and fans of all clubs will be kept in the dark as this is a classified mission. The FA must use its links to groups such as MI5 and MI6 to plant people at Man City and keep British football on top of the world. If anyone gets in the way they can be neutralised by MI5 and MI6, as well as special “FIFA courts” which will be set up by the FA. These will be given full judicial sentencing powers by parliament. The value of football and EPL to our economy is immeasurable, higher than £50 Billion by some estimates. With Man City compromised as a threat we will see a new era of British dominance in football.”
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Chelsea have history?

Is this the very same Chelsea that we were playing in Div2 in the late 80's?
 
BlueMoonz1977 said:
Man. United - longest unbeaten home record in their history

Currently closer to 7th place in the league than they are to 1st

Fantastic
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They've lost a proud record today the worst ever start to a top flight season, 12 straight defeats in 1930, its been taken by Benevento in Italy's Serie A, who lost their 13th today, in 'fergie' time as well.
 
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