United thread 2017/18

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Pablo1 said:
I take it you’ve not been for a while. It’s a fucking dump. Most utd fans accept that who I know. Being big doesn’t mean being great. The Nou Camp is the same.
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The bit about Blackmore was so true. I was taken on a corporate there and it was exactly like that.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
After years of careful observation, research & number crunching, I’ve developed and refined Prestwich_Blue’s General Theory of Rag Fuckwittery.

The equation is as follows: Fy = (Ds/(N+1))*C

Where:
Fy is the overall level of Fuckwittery
Ds is the distance the rag lives from the swamp
N is the number of times said rag has actually been to a match at the swamp (The +1 is there because you can’t divide by zero)
C is the number of times said rag has used ‘Citeh’ in a tweet or post.
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I realise I am responding 14 hours after the initial post, but I felt the urge to add my own personal note of appreciation for this well thought out theory. Well done PB.
 
I stayed up very late and got up extra early just to hate these fucking rag bastard's for a bit longer on derby day.
Fuck off to any rag twats lurking on here
 
worsleyweb said:
I got Ben thornley.
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They even scrimp on their so called "legends" the tight fisted Yank bastards. I'd ask how they have the ordasity to refer to either of them by term legend, but as the Duke would say "Cheap as chips" springs to mind with the misery fuckers that own that shit house excuse of a club. I bet both do it for a free ticket, albeit one withdrawn from the families of either Sir Matt or the survivors of the air disaster, (both a total and utter disgrace) a sniff of family mans fingers and the opportunity to feel important, whilst bullshitting to people who know absolute nowt about football. God I hate that club with a passion.
 
PW said:
They even scrimp on their so called "legends" the tight fisted Yank bastards. I'd ask how they have the ordasity to refer to either of them by term legend, but as the Duke would say "Cheap as chips" springs to mind with the misery fuckers that own that shit house excuse of a club. I bet both do it for a free ticket, albeit one withdrawn from the families of either Sir Matt or the survivors of the air disaster, (both a total and utter disgrace) a sniff of family mans fingers and the opportunity to feel important, whilst bullshitting to people who know absolute nowt about football. God I hate that club with a passion.
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You’d never know
No clues whatsoever
 
Indaparkside said:
Usually on his brothers wife by all accounts the sheep shagging fucker
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It was a story about his life starring Nicholas Cage in the star role....

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