United thread 2017/18

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Vienna_70 said:
That’s where KdB is so much better.

He usually puts the ball on a plate for the scorer to tap in.
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That would be an assist.
Also a cross which another player heads in would be an assist.
ergo an assist is where the person who receives the ball only takes one touch to score.
 
Vienna_70 said:
Where do the morons come up with the idea that Pep started from a better position, squad-wise, than the gouger?

I went through the two squads a few weeks ago and there are more pre-PEG players in the rags' starting XI than there are pre-Pep ones in ours.
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It's funny that at the start of the last few seasons they have been going on about how there squad is better than ours man for man, then it gets to the end of the season and all of a sudden they were so far behind us.

Even given everything that has happened this season they still have lots of posters over there who are convinced there is nothing between the squads.
 
Trevor Morley's Tache said:
Pogbad stats
Goals: 3
Assists: 9
Shooting accuracy: 23% (52 shots)
Tackle success: 74% (23 tackles)
Recoveries: 125
Haircut's: 149 (28 styles)

KDB
Goals :7
Assists: 14
Shooting accuracy: 45% (75 shots)
Tackle success: 73% (49 tackles)
Recoveries: 174
Haircut's: 12 (1 style)

NO CONTEST!
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How many appearances. Those stats are useless without knowing the appearances.
 
A 7 minute advert for rag hospitality on SSN masquerading as a behind the scenes report with a subtle 'Biggest hospitality revenue against Liverpool'

There's another trophy in the bag for them.
 
citytilllidie said:
Not sure. When Pogba was first talked about a couple of seasons ago, United weren't in the frame.
A United mate of mine said, 'you could do without him and his baggage. He's twice as bad as Mario for bad press'.
So, defo bullet dodged
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Bet your friend now says he is the best player in the world? And denies ever saying any of the above? They have selective memories, just like when Maureen was a twa* and most negative manager on the planet, now he is the best manager in the world, just like no United fan ever admits to chanting for gpc to go, and just like when they thought we had Sanchez in the bag, he was over rated a bad apple an ego etc, lying scum the lot of them
 
So, a draw suits them both down to the ground. Therefore, stalemate and borefest.
Jose will park his bus and Jurgen will put away the AC/DC records and get out his Carpenters albums.
We could do with Salah stubbing a toe, and De Gea breaking a fingernail to make it interesting.
Biggest game in the world this one
 
citytilllidie said:
So, a draw suits them both down to the ground. Therefore, stalemate and borefest.
Jose will park his bus and Jurgen will put away the AC/DC records and get out his Carpenters albums.
We could do with Salah stubbing a toe, and De Gea breaking a fingernail to make it interesting.
Biggest game in the world this one
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Overhyped to fuck.

Then it will be the biggest anticlimax since...




Well...




The reverse fixture earlier in the season.
 
tommo74 said:
Bet your friend now says he is the best player in the world? And denies ever saying any of the above? They have selective memories, just like when Maureen was a twa* and most negative manager on the planet, now he is the best manager in the world, just like no United fan ever admits to chanting for gpc to go, and just like when they thought we had Sanchez in the bag, he was over rated a bad apple an ego etc, lying scum the lot of them
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A bit like when the League Cup was Mickey Mouse and small time for so many years. This was especially so in 2014 and 2016. In 2014 we didn't win a double because the League Cup wasn't a 'proper' trophy. Last season it miraculously morphed into a major trophy along with the Europa Johnstone's Paint Trophy and the Community Shield. It once again reverted to being Mickey Mouse after we won it this season.
 
laserblue said:
A bit like when the League Cup was Mickey Mouse and small time for so many years. This was especially so in 2014 and 2016. In 2014 we didn't win a double because the League Cup wasn't a 'proper' trophy. Last season it miraculously morphed into a major trophy along with the Europa Johnstone's Paint Trophy and the Community Shield. It once again reverted to being Mickey Mouse after we won it this season.
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Amazing, isn’t it?
 
laserblue said:
A bit like when the League Cup was Mickey Mouse and small time for so many years. This was especially so in 2014 and 2016. In 2014 we didn't win a double because the League Cup wasn't a 'proper' trophy. Last season it miraculously morphed into a major trophy along with the Europa Johnstone's Paint Trophy and the Community Shield. It once again reverted to being Mickey Mouse after we won it this season.
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I remember when they used to say something similar about the European Cup Winners Cup. A Rag mate used to routinely call it an egg cup. Then 1991 came along, he went to the final in Rotterdam, which they won - beating the mighty Pecsi Munkas, Wrexham, Montpellier, and Legia Warsaw en route to the final where they faced a depleted Barcelona - and all of a sudden it was the best thing ever and a trophy worth winning.

Several months later they faced reigning European Cup holders Red Star Belgrade in the European Super Cup - back then it was played over 2 legs home and away but because of the war in Yugoslavia it was played over 1 leg. However, instead of being a one-off game at a neutral venue (like it is these days), it was played at Old Trafford. United won in front of a massive crowd of around 22,000 and their fans started singing "We are the champions, champions of Europe". You really couldn't make it up.
 
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