United thread 2018/19

[Stoned Rose]

Next years kit is dedicated to the 99 champions league final win.

Should look great under the lights on Thursday nights in the Europa.

Small time as fuck that.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Gabriell Batistuta said he will crawl on his hands and knees to play there !

To be fair, he'd still probably get in their team

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Haha. Hit her with his forward defensive stroke.

With a stick of rhubarb!

 

[ccr]

To be fair, he'd still probably get in their team

We knew a player that would walk on broken glass to play for us.














Then signed for another team.

 

[goatersnipple]

I see that the rags are offering 12m for him not to play for them next season!
How much did he get for playing for them a bit last season?
(I would like to offer my services to not play for them, for, shall we say £400k?
I won't even wear the shirt!)
Also how much did PEG get for not managing them??

I would happily not play for them for 12m

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Even the Africans aren’t too keen on the filthy rag bastards

 

[jimharri]

Good to see they're getting their priorities in the right order.

 

[Daz_Blue]

 

[kaz7]

Full back page of the Mirror today

Maureen-Ole is a puppet

Ouch

Lol

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Full back page of the Mirror today

Maureen-Ole is a puppet

Ouch

Lol

Begs the question, who is the iron fist inside the...

oh, I think it’s better if I just leave this here...

 

[Blue Mist]

I saw a neighbour today who I have only seen a few times, it turns out she is a season ticket holder at the Swamp. She then told me she didn't go last Sunday as she couldn't stand it anymore. She is going to start watching City and Liverpool as they play better football !!!

No I haven't made that up, that is what she said.

 

[yeseye]

I saw a neighbour today who I have only seen a few times, it turns out she is a season ticket holder at the Swamp. She then told me she didn't go last Sunday as she couldn't stand it anymore. She is going to start watching City and Liverpool as they play better football !!!

No I haven't made that up, that is what she said.

We’re going to end up with 659 million trillion ‘fans’ at this rate!

 

[Vienna_70]

Full back page of the Mirror today

Maureen-Ole is a puppet

Ouch

Lol

I think PEG could be on to something there.

Just ask the pisscan!

 

[squirtyflower]

Next years kit is dedicated to the 99 champions league final win.

Should look great under the lights on Thursday nights in the Europa.

Isn’t that kit a year late?

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Good to see they're getting their priorities in the right order.

Just a shame (or not) that the football team doesn't.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Begs the question, who is the iron fist inside the...

oh, I think it’s better if I just leave this here...

Hmmm wonder if his payoff/gagging order ran out at seasons end.

Could be a nice sideshow while we rip UEFA a new one.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Need more traffic on here to keep pace with the Liverpool thread.......

 

[davek1808]

Need more traffic on here to keep pace with the Liverpool thread.......

It's hard to care about something so shit.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

If you hate Man United post a post.

They maybe shite but that doesn't mean I hate them less.

A cat dies somewhere every day the page count is below the dips one.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

It's hard to care about something so shit.

For starters think Bruce / David..........