United thread 2018/19

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

If you hate Man United post a post.

They maybe shite but that doesn't mean I hate them less.

A cat dies somewhere every day the page count is below the dips one.

That's the spirit......

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Gabriell Batistuta said he will crawl on his hands and knees to play there !

Well, why not, that's pretty much how their team plays there anyway.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Even the Africans aren’t too keen on the filthy rag bastards

Brilliant!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Good to see they're getting their priorities in the right order.

Should read, 'The CRAP continues to perform ahead of expectations.'

 

[Ardwick Green Blue]

It's amazing how quickly they have become irrelevant to us.

I am aware they are still there but most of the time I have no idea who they are playing and don't bother checking their scores.

 

[sheepskin_tearaway]

It hit me yesterday the true scale of the sea change.

We have the former manager of Barcelona and Bayern Munich, a footballing soothsayer who has redefined the way the game is played. We’re one game away from a quadruple.

Rags have the former manager of Molde and Cardiff City, a footballing Gollum who has redefined how not to run a proper football club. They’re one game away from having to cancel their pre-season tour to trek out to some Eurasian backwater for the privilege of playing on the Europa League.

#notinmylifetime

 

[NeilYoungIsBack]

It's amazing how quickly they have become irrelevant to us.

I am aware they are still there but most of the time I have no idea who they are playing and don't bother checking their scores.

I do. Plenty of laughs to be had there recently !

 

[SPIDERBOY]

all these rag fuckers talk about now is City.......called in the pub after work yesterday,and all they are rambling about is City getting a 1 year ban from the CL.
One shouts over to me "They should do a Rangers and relegate you to the 3rd division"
they are all laughing waiting for my response.
i have a drink of my beer,looks at them and says "even if they did,we would still finish above you lot,32 points,let that sink in you rag ****s"

SILENCE.

 

[Impeccable One]

,............They’re one game away from having to cancel their pre-season tour to trek out to some Eurasian backwater for the privilege of playing on the Europa League.

#notinmylifetime

We don't want them knocked out of Europa league early as they'll then be able to focus on the PL .......






That could be the difference between pushing for 8th or battling relegation :)

 

[its a Barm]

so juventus and inter want sanchez ha ha thats going to cost the rags big time, karma is a bitch.

 

[blueish swede]

Shaw and Jones helping with his furniture Seen them moving his piano this morning.

 

[waspish]

Think those Italian clubs would pay a 1/3 of sanchez wages a week with no obligation to buy.

 

[Blue Mist]

all these rag fuckers talk about now is City.......called in the pub after work yesterday,and all they are rambling about is City getting a 1 year ban from the CL.
One shouts over to me "They should do a Rangers and relegate you to the 3rd division"
they are all laughing waiting for my response.
i have a drink of my beer,looks at them and says "even if they did,we would still finish above you lot,32 points,let that sink in you rag ****s"

SILENCE.

And this is what I don't get, loads on here saying the Dips are the new enemy. No they are not. The Rags are quiet when on their own but put 3 of them together in a pub and they can't keep their fat mouths shut. I suppose when you follow a crap team with a crap manager playing in a crap stadium you have to try and make your sad little life better by gobbing off with your mates.

Never forget who the scum are and what they stand for. Never.

 

[cptnemo]

If you hate Man United post a post.

They maybe shite but that doesn't mean I hate them less.

A cat dies somewhere every day the page count is below the dips one.

I'll do my bit. Scum!!!

 

[Blue Hefner]

Is this guy any good?

 

[goalmole]

And this is what I don't get, loads on here saying the Dips are the new enemy. No they are not. The Rags are quiet when on their own but put 3 of them together in a pub and they can't keep their fat mouths shut. I suppose when you follow a crap team with a crap manager playing in a crap stadium you have to try and make your sad little life better by gobbing off with your mates.

Never forget who the scum are and what they stand for. Never.

It's a 2 front war, mate.
The greater threat is on the Scouse front at this time, they are our main focus at the moment and our troops and armaments are deployed there. However, if the threat perception were to change and the Salford front, where the enemy has been largely subdued for the moment, offering only pockets of resistance from time to time, started to heat up and became relevant once more, I'm sure our forces could be very quickly redeployed and the threat eliminated.

 

[goalmole]

Is this guy any good?

Good enough for them.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Is this guy any good?

Does he look like he’s any good?

Ffs he looks like the kid who works on the checkout at Iceland who’s mam still buys his underpants.

 

[davek1808]

With juve looking for a new manager will the rags be able to hold on to Ole?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Next years kit is dedicated to the 99 champions league final win.

Should look great under the lights on Thursday nights in the Europa.

The new 'looking forward to the past' kit. Or the 'I don't park in fergie's space' emsemble.