United thread 2018/19

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The good thing is that now that most of United "fans" have fallen out of love with football (cant think why) that a lot of minor sports will benefit from their disillusionment so expect a significant increase in the number of people watching things like rugby, tennis, table tennis etc. Its an ill wind......
 
Went to the dump today with a popped city ball. The guy working there says you don’t support them do you? I said as you work in a dump do you get free tickets to that dump to go watch them. Then I left.
 
That result last night must have put the top hat on the Rags year , we win the treble and the Dippers the Champs league , organising a suicide watch on the banks of the Irwell.

But, but wait a minute, they have a long summer break & come back to the magic of Only Grasping Straws ready to propel them back to world supremacy.
 
Fuck me, I had to go to page 3 to find this thread.

For Rags reading this, my God you are irrelevant.

Anyway, have a shite summer you fucking shower of cünts, and below is a reminder of how fucking shite you've become....

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I love your commitment to the cause :-)
 
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