United thread 2018/19

[Vienna_70]

Bet their fans are thrilled to read Ole not prioritising Maguire or Koulibaly and planning to offer Jones, Smalling and Bailly lifelines. Lovely stuff

Does he have any choice, considering the fact that the rags have just extended both Smallthing's and the new Stan Laurel's contracts?

 

[Vienna_70]

Who the actual fuck are man united anyway...!

Are you the Pope?

 

[Blue Til Death]

Are you the Pope?

Nope, the Pope is a bin dipper, that's why they light a giant candle when a new one is elected .....

 

[Breadsnapper]

Who the actual fuck are man united anyway...!

Scum!!!

 

[Vienna_70]

Nope, the Pope is a bin dipper, that's why they light a giant candle when a new one is elected .....

Is that why he didn’t know who the rags are?

 

[goalmole]

I’m impressed he didn’t bat an eyelid, almost as if it happens every day to him.
Now that’s focus.

He's used to shit coming out of his mouth.

 

[Vienna_70]

He's used to shit coming out of his mouth.

And playing with it.

 

[Blue Mist]

32 points

 

[goalmole]

And playing with it.

Diving c.unt.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

ohhhh Scatley Young,a shit in the mouth please, it couldn t happen to a nicer flying squirrel.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Meant the players choosing to go to United now

sorry, I meant who, as in who the fuck is Sanchez???

piano player on 50 g per piano key touched....... bwahahahaa

 

[Bluekiwi]

So what would that make Bernardo and Raheem worth?

There wouldn't be enough room on the cheque for the number of "noughts".

 

[malg]

Fuck me, I had to go to page 3 to find this thread.

For Rags reading this, my God you are irrelevant.

Anyway, have a shite summer you fucking shower of cünts, and below is a reminder of how fucking shite you've become....

 

[laserblue]

Fuck me, I had to go to page 3 to find this thread.

For Rags reading this, my God you are irrelevant.

Anyway, have a shite summer you fucking shower of cünts, and below is a reminder of how fucking shite you've become....

The Europa League draw will remind them how far they've fallen too as they prepare to take on the might of Kazakhstan and Moldova.

 

[TonyM]

At u9 kids football today a united supporter said his heart sank to new depths when his 9year old son innocently asked.... “have Man united ever won the premier league Dad?”

Lol

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

killer of a month for the Rags Haha we win the Treble and dippers win the chumps league ouch.

 

[Oleole123]

LETS ALL LAUGH AT UNITED JHAHAHAHAHAH. I dont care if liverpool wins, its the dippers they arent our Rival.

LETS ALL LAUGH!

 

[malg]

Oh my life they'll be hurting tonight.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Oh my life they'll be hurting tonight.

Tonight?

Their pain is enduring.

If karma actually exists, they are paying the price for that banner; or simply the vagaries of the universe have done for them.

Either way, it’s a wonderful spectacle.

 

[Ohrodneyrodney]

Tonight?

Their pain is enduring.

All the Rags I know are walking around like something off 28 days later. Still, Ole is at the wheel...…..