United thread 2018/19

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The Rags, 35 years without a trophy.

That would make a great banner....

 

[aguero93:20]

Fellaini's last minute hand job relieves young boys of a point.

The Bishop of Bern.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Just out of interest, what the actual f*ck are "hypothetical beautiful goals"?

 

[manimanc]

 

[mat]

This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
We score good goals whilst you only score with handballs

 

[Vienna_70]

Oh you would have to bring that up! ;-)

Next you're gonna be mentioning the FA Cup semi or the sick swan etc...........

Me?

Would I really do that?

;-)

 

[CelesteItis]

Stretford Cheaters

 

[Vienna_70]

It just has to be the new Stan Laurel!

 

[Vienna_70]

Sorry folks it was my fault scum scored, I was texting a mate saying how scum were being screwed by young boys and well fate was tempted !!!!

You really should know better by now!

 

[Sid C]

Sorry folks it was my fault scum scored, I was texting a mate saying how scum were being screwed by young boys and well fate was tempted !!!!

You’re a silly Billy.

No probs though as it really dos’nt matter with them any more.