United thread 2018/19

[Ancient Citizen]

Can’t believe they’ve extended Smalling’s contract. Fucking brilliant.

Neither can I, and ignoring the expected piss takes, I can only presume that they can't source anyone to
replace him. Which means that they're rapidly losing their attraction, as a top flight club, which is absolutely
bloody marvellous.

 

[waspish]

A equaliser coming from a dodger prenaly in the 95th minute for the scum after VVD slides in gets the ball clearly but in doing so does his groin in and out for months.

 

[whp.blue]

The contract extensions the rags are handing out proves just how bad their finances must be.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Can’t believe they’ve extended Smalling’s contract. Fucking brilliant.

confirmation of the disaster which is going on at the shithole of a club.

 

[babyape]

Fair play to Sky. Obviously on the wind up here. Every single response is brilliant. And completely as expected

 

[bobmcfc]

Just phil the face to go then.

Go on Ed give him a nice shiny 5 yr contract @£350k pw. + bonus which does not stipulate that own goals do not count.

The comments lol

 

[laserblue]

That's a shame as I was hoping for at least three broken legs, a couple of eye gouges and burst scrotum.

That precludes Lingard then.

 

[worsleyweb]

They won’t be above sixth all season.

 

[marco]

don't expect anything from the rag cnuts today the lube is being prepared

 

[I'm With Stupid]