United thread 2018/19

[CelesteItis]

SCUM!
May all the justified hatred of the slimy candle wanking red shiteing dipper çunts don't make you forget this.

 

[Vienna_70]

Does he look like he’s any good?

Ffs he looks like the kid who works on the checkout at Iceland who’s mam still buys his underpants.

I’m sure I read recently that a club in the Championship or League One was interested in signing him.

It’s either my mistake or the rags'.

Or maybe not.

 

[Vienna_70]

If I was Sessegnon, I’d tell the rags to fuck off and join Spurs.

 

[mat]

If I was Sessegnon, I’d tell the rags to fuck off and join Spurs.

Especially if they ask him if he's got mental issues....

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Had a Utd fan I'd not seen for a while say 'yeah but you're not in the champions league final'. Hard to reply to that level of absolute stupidity. So I said me n you walk into a club, I point out the 4 fittest girls in there, I walk away with 2 of them, get the 3rds number and you're left watching 2 other dick heads chat up the 4th and go home to wank over an old video of your ex saved on a Nokia mobile.
You're Man Utd.

Brilliant!

 

[Vienna_70]

Had a Utd fan I'd not seen for a while say 'yeah but you're not in the champions league final'. Hard to reply to that level of absolute stupidity. So I said me n you walk into a club, I point out the 4 fittest girls in there, I walk away with 2 of them, get the 3rds number and you're left watching 2 other dick heads chat up the 4th and go home to wank over an old video of your ex saved on a Nokia mobile.
You're Man Utd.

That’s a brilliant analogy.

Well done.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Had a Utd fan I'd not seen for a while say 'yeah but you're not in the champions league final'. Hard to reply to that level of absolute stupidity. So I said me n you walk into a club, I point out the 4 fittest girls in there, I walk away with 2 of them, get the 3rds number and you're left watching 2 other dick heads chat up the 4th and go home to wank over an old video of your ex saved on a Nokia mobile.
You're Man Utd.

That is very good indeed

 

[Gazza]

Had a Utd fan I'd not seen for a while say 'yeah but you're not in the champions league final'. Hard to reply to that level of absolute stupidity. So I said me n you walk into a club, I point out the 4 fittest girls in there, I walk away with 2 of them, get the 3rds number and you're left watching 2 other dick heads chat up the 4th and go home to wank over an old video of your ex saved on a Nokia mobile.
You're Man Utd.

Just wondering if he's still got that video not that I'm that interested or anything.

 

[Silvercloud]

Had a Utd fan I'd not seen for a while say 'yeah but you're not in the champions league final'. Hard to reply to that level of absolute stupidity. So I said me n you walk into a club, I point out the 4 fittest girls in there, I walk away with 2 of them, get the 3rds number and you're left watching 2 other dick heads chat up the 4th and go home to wank over an old video of your ex saved on a Nokia mobile.
You're Man Utd.

Superb

 

[Hart of the Matter]

Is this guy any good?

I live near this guy and know a couple of his mates. I have seen him play at St James a few times. He has the potential to be top drawer one day. First touch and control are sublime. Picks a great pass and seems to find time and space on the ball. He and his family are absolute Newcastle die-hard and his dream is to become a club legend in the vein of Shearer. Definitely one to keep an eye on for the future and the club have let it be known they have big plans for him. Not many up here giving the United link a lot of credence.