United thread 2018/19

[kaz7]

Rashford apparently putting contract talks on hold. Who does this 8-goal-a-season striker think he is?

8 goals lol,god knows what the real golden boy looks like

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Had a Utd fan I'd not seen for a while say 'yeah but you're not in the champions league final'. Hard to reply to that level of absolute stupidity. So I said me n you walk into a club, I point out the 4 fittest girls in there, I walk away with 2 of them, get the 3rds number and you're left watching 2 other dick heads chat up the 4th and go home to wank over an old video of your ex saved on a Nokia mobile.
You're Man Utd.

Sorry but I filched this :)

 

[smeeagain]

I dont believe it , just been to the cafe , one of em just called us "irrelevant" LOL !!!

 

[GornikDaze]

I dont believe it , just been to the cafe , one of em just called us "irrelevant" LOL !!!

We are to them though... they are not at the same level as us. We would need to drop many levels to be relevant to them again!

 

[blueinsa]

Had a Utd fan I'd not seen for a while say 'yeah but you're not in the champions league final'. Hard to reply to that level of absolute stupidity. So I said me n you walk into a club, I point out the 4 fittest girls in there, I walk away with 2 of them, get the 3rds number and you're left watching 2 other dick heads chat up the 4th and go home to wank over an old video of your ex saved on a Nokia mobile.
You're Man Utd.

Deserves a sticky this @FantasyIreland

Bravo Jesus!

 

[blueinsa]

Is this guy any good?

With a face like that surely the dream partner for Phil the face Jones?

 

[ccr]

Luke Chadwicks love child ?

 

[Pam]

8 goals lol,god knows what the real golden boy looks like

We nearly scored that many in 90 minutes today.

 

[Pam]

We are to them though... they are not at the same level as us. We would need to drop many levels to be relevant to them again!

That's how you know how much they're hurting, remarks like that. A few weeks ago, one of them said he wouldn't care if we won the "Mickey Mouse" treble.

 

[SVP]

mind the gap you rag bastards!
ha
off to bed happy treble day blues.