United thread 2018/19

[TravisBickle]

All media are clutching at whatever straws remain dangling of the rag click-fest. A lucky win at mighty Bournmouth and a last touch hail mary into the mixer at home to Juventus (juve should have been 5 up by then). It may show "character" (might be a clue to next manager, when jose is finally marched off in a straight-jacket).
I have noticed a general "softening" to our success and a general "no - further failure is inexcussble" to their fails. Oh well.
Btw mrs just asked about fate of "kevin the carrot" - sign for rags today, get mashed Sunday was my gut response.

I heard the Sky rag reporter at our ground last night say...this is a game between the two most in form teams in Europe right now. I kid you not!

 

[rnblade]

The rag loving media cnuts will only be gobbing off about Razzas new contract and money.
People in glass houses???
Sanchez, Pogpoo etc etc [emoji848]

 

[Vienna_70]

The self absorbed idiot tries to insist (for some unknown reason) that people show him some respect whilst he shows absolutely none to anyone else. Berk.

Why are you talking about the idiot in the White House?

This is the rags thread.

;-)

 

[Vienna_70]

Staggering these lot get paid for this. Some of the stuff they continue to peddle is embarrassing...

We’re run by a country, bottomless finances, United self financed, biggest club in the world, we have no youth, ageing squad...

Is there a derby coming up...

http://www.skysports.com/share/11546202

More genius from cokehead Merson:

My slight worry with City is that there are no youngsters coming through. Phil Foden does not get a game, Jadon Sancho left - and City are not the youngest team in the world.

So Jesus, Ederson, Sané, Stones, Laporte, Sterling and Bernardo are all about to start drawing their pension, are they?

Fucking moron!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I'd be happier if we scored twice that

Twenty times twenty times........

Just had a thought; we win 5-0 tomorrow, we draw them in the FA Cup and win 5-0, we draw them in the CL and win 0-2 and 3-0 and then give them another 0-5 hammering at their place in the league, we’re locked in at the end chanting “twenty times twenty times Man City, twenty times twenty times I say, twenty times twenty times Man City, have put the ball in the United net”

 

[Vienna_70]

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/lonely-bored-ignored-why-sanchez-wants-to-leave-united-rq70bgksg

Fuck him.

He should have made a footballing decision, rather than a financial one.

It’s his own fault and I have absolutely no sympathy for him at all.

 

[Vienna_70]

All media are clutching at whatever straws remain dangling of the rag click-fest. A lucky win at mighty Bournmouth and a last touch hail mary into the mixer at home to Juventus (juve should have been 5 up by then). It may show "character" (might be a clue to next manager, when jose is finally marched off in a straight-jacket).
I have noticed a general "softening" to our success and a general "no - further failure is inexcussble" to their fails. Oh well.
Btw mrs just asked about fate of "kevin the carrot" - sign for rags today, get mashed Sunday was my gut response.

They were away to Juventus on Wednesday.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

He is only doing what he always does, using things that suit his own arguments and self-glorification . He;s a grade A twat, and can't get enough grief as far as I am concerned.

Correct.imo ..hes a .Measly-mouthed,Mardarse ,Manyoo,Muppet-Manager.

How anyone can say a good word for this prick who believes in dinasour... park- the -bus tactics is beyond me.The mans a Coward.a bully.a hypocritical out of time pathetic Specialist in Failure.criticise him and he goes up the wall shouting 'respect' ...criticise(or physically attack) a consummate professional like Raheem Sterling....and he just gets better and better.There is a marked difference between the two individuals, between the two clubs....
Its called Class.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Just had a thought; we win 5-0 tomorrow, we draw them in the FA Cup and win 5-0, we draw them in the CL and win 0-2 and 3-0 and then give them another 0-5 hammering at their place in the league, we’re locked in at the end chanting “twenty times twenty times Man City, twenty times twenty times I say, twenty times twenty times Man City, have put the ball in the United net”

You are Ronnie Hazlehurst and I claim my £20.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Nail the coffin in these ****s, we’ll never have a better chance since the 6-1 to exert our undoubted authority!!!!

I agree with your sentiments Zin..but with a life long manchester utd fan reffing the game...id seriously take a 1-0 win mate.
3 pts.clean sheet.job done.

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

More genius from cokehead Merson:



So Jesus, Ederson, Sané, Stones, Laporte, Sterling and Bernardo are all about to start drawing their pension, are they?

Fucking moron!

plus zinchenko, mendy, muric merson is a tool.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

You are Ronnie Hazlehurst and I claim my £20.

Trust you to claim £20, when the going rate is a fiver.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Trust you to claim £20, when the going rate is a fiver.

That allows for inflation since Ronnie composed his last theme tune.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Don't forget FODEN, and possibly Diaz.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

You are Ronnie Hazlehurst and I claim my £20.

If they don't score, we could sing blankety blank.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Fuck him.

He should have made a footballing decision, rather than a financial one.

It’s his own fault and I have absolutely no sympathy for him at all.

We always have a choice - if we don't like the choice we made, we should do something about it.
Sums up the difference between the two clubs' 'DNAs' these days.

 

[Blue Til Death]

PEG getting ready for defeat in the media today, he can’t compete with our spending, Sergio is a diver, Fern is a serial fouler etc etc ... I don’t think there has ever been more of a spineless hypocrite in the history of football, never mind the PL..!
Of course the press print this utter garbage verbatim without any challenge whatsoever.. Hope City put the lights out of this scum bag of a team and their manager today ..

 

[kaz7]

PEG getting ready for defeat in the media today, he can’t compete with our spending, Sergio is a diver, Fern is a serial fouler etc etc ... I don’t think there has ever been more of a spineless hypocrite in the history of football, never mind the PL..!
Of course the press print this utter garbage verbatim without any challenge whatsoever.. Hope City put the lights out of this scum bag of a team and their manager today ..

Sergio is a diver lol,he is one of the most honest players in the prem whereas he has Young

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

He did say that, yes. BUT he did also say they are not Top 4.

To be fair, who thinks they are? I don’t know shit and I had them out of the top 4 from before the season started. Nothing changed from last season — same shit defense, same lack of a creative mid, same statue with the touch of a cement mixer leading the line, same lazy prancing dressage pony playing (ha ha) “box to box”, same elevator gas-passer managing the club, same lack of a D o F, same clueless ownership. Meanwhile, we, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal all got better.

 

[SebastianBlue]