United thread 2018/19

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Fred_Quimby said:
For all the comments on here I am firmly of the belief that there is a semi decent team in there. DG, Shaw, Pogbad, bogbrush, the piano player, marshall, Rashford. A good coach could probably get them top 6.
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I think they have some decent players as well. However, Shaw is one of the most overrated players in the Prem. He has a good game, and all of a sudden he's the greatest left back in the world. Someone said yesterday that he's been the best left back in the Prem this year. It's just fucking lies - I saw him against Spurs, and he was dog shite. Zab fucking owned him yesterday. Yes, Zab, at 33!

Also, and this isn't blue tinted specs, I think Rashford is half decent, but that's all. He's riding on the back of a few goals for England against Dog and Duck teams, and the fact he plays for that shower.

Pogba is a fantastic player who has downed tools. I still think Sanchez would be a different player under Guardiola. I think Mata is decent as well.

It's all down to the manager, and long may he reign.
 
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Will you take 9mil instead of 12 pretty please...

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KentBlue said:
I'm going to have to make an appointment to see my GP. For some reason I'm walking about with a spring in my step. I have a smile seemingly etched onto my face, and I'm generally behaving like Scrooge on Christmas morning, after his ghostly visitations had made an impression on him.
I want to shake people by the hand and doff my cap in the direction of any passing ladies. I want to make 'cooing' noises to babies in their prams, and fuss over people's dogs in the street. I want to fill the world with joy unbound whilst shedding a lone, melancholy tear when singing Louis Armstrong's: 'What a Wonderful World'.

I wonder what my GP will diagnose?
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He could well decide that you are suffering from a feeling of unadulterated joy and happiness at being alive in this wonderful, wonderful world of which we are all a part. A world where a clear BLUE sky greets you every morning when you venture out for the day, and if he tells you he shares this euphoria at just being alive - then your GP is clearly not a rag.
 
The perfect fumble said:
Not much fun to be had on the rag sites these days, it was more fun when they still had hope.

Now it's gloom, doom and despair with an occasional flurry of headlesschickeness, that peters out to gloom, doom and despair.
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Even their sponsorship team are now being kept away from Sharp things.
 
Dubai Blue said:
And even then, you're being very generous. De Gea simply isn't suited to the requirements of being a goalkeeper in our team.
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My 14 yr old lad watched those fellows play yesterday with me and from the mouths of babes

"Dad, you know that people say De Gea is one of the best keepers in the world?..Well i think he is made to look better because that back four are Dogshit"...Now usually i would have pulled him up about his language...Instead i nodded sagely and gave him a half pint of Nordic Berry Cider as a treat...his passage to manhood is now in full swing.
 
talkativesprout said:
My 14 yr old lad watched those fellows play yesterday with me and from the mouths of babes

"Dad, you know that people say De Gea is one of the best keepers in the world?..Well i think he is made to look better because that back four are Dogshit"...Now usually i would have pulled him up about his language...Instead i nodded sagely and gave him a half pint of Nordic Berry Cider as a treat...his passage to manhood is now in full swing.
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That boy is going places
 
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