United thread 2018/19

[Mr.Feeny]

Nah he is the master of hoof ball they will love him. :-)

And I think he's close with both Ferguson and Mourinho. Given the latter's proclivities for playing hoofball, I can't say I'm completely surprised.

In comedy terms, no
In footballing results, yes

You're right! Nothing could possible top Mourinho in terms of drama and comedy, simply because it's as if he's if he's sabotaging his own team, trying to get a severence package. Some of his comments are truly diabolical. It's an example of everything you shouldn't do in management

 

[blueincy]

Lest we forget:-)

 

[Vienna_70]

My guess is they would go interim for the rest of the season rather than lurch into an immediate perm replacement. Even they must admit to themselves that their last three appointments were cock-ups.

If they get the next one wrong, they are heading for a serious loss of support among budding football fans. That in turn will impact heavily on the financials in the longer term.

So, in summary, do you mean give it to Bryan Briggs till the end of the season?

 

[Uptop]

Bryan Briggs gonna pull one of his old injury tricks to get out of Wales duty and turn up healthy at the rags as new manager....

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I hope he stays till the Derby and we absolutely twat them forcing woowar to sack him

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Jose must be rubbing his hands at the thought of getting sacked. No longer having to stay in a hotel in Manchester, back to his family in London loaded with cash from his payout. Sitting on the beach days later in a 7* resort somewhere thinking of the shit that’s been left behind. All while Pogba and ratty lingard are practicing their new dance routine and training. What a lucky bastard. To top it off, he gets to watch the next manager fail in getting United back to the top.

 

[abu13]

Does anyone honestly believe that if they had stuck with Moyes they would be any worse off?

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Does anyone honestly believe that if they had stuck with Moyes they would be any worse off?

I think Moyes would have done a good job by now, maybe regular top 3 finishers consistently.
Don’t forget it was him who bought in their current most important player in fellaini! Where would they be without him?

 

[sir baconface]

So, in summary, do you mean give it to Bryan Briggs till the end of the season?

Isn’t that his sister-in-law’s job?

 

[goalmole]

I'm going to have to make an appointment to see my GP. For some reason I'm walking about with a spring in my step. I have a smile seemingly etched onto my face, and I'm generally behaving like Scrooge on Christmas morning, after his ghostly visitations had made an impression on him.
I want to shake people by the hand and doff my cap in the direction of any passing ladies. I want to make 'cooing' noises to babies in their prams, and fuss over people's dogs in the street. I want to fill the world with joy unbound whilst shedding a lone, melancholy tear when singing Louis Armstrong's: 'What a Wonderful World'.

I wonder what my GP will diagnose?

Cityitis