United thread 2018/19

[Prestwich_Blue]

Lenny Bruce? (Died 1966).
Robert the Bruce? (Died 1329).

I think they may really need Bruce Almighty.

Bruce Forsyth. At least they might get a good game occasionally.

 

[Pigeonho]

As a lurker I have seen many anti utd posts from #pigeonho. I am begining to think it is a smoke screen. As the bard said ' I think he doft protest too much" ;-)

Full on rag here mate. That’s what they say in here so must be true :-)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Full on rag here mate. That’s what they say in here so must be true :-)

Outed at last!! I have achieved something for the first time ;-))

 

[Pigeonho]

Outed at last!! I have achieved something for the first time ;-))

And for your efforts you can even refer to me as a ‘rag bastard’ if you like. You’ve bloody earned that!

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I think the choice is obvious. They need a United legend, someone with a big name, a hook they can sell and a history of success in the premier league. The answer is obviously Mark Hughes. He's never been relegated (as he always gets fired before then) and as a former City manager they can roll out the whole rivalry shtick about how he's now at the top team in Manchester. Sure he's a dogshit manager, but since when has that been an issue? Just imagine the social media mentions!

See what you did there.

 

[dario2739]

There are more pressing issues besides Moaninho.

Manchester United could install gender-neutral toilets at Old Trafford

Manchester United could introduce gender-neutral toilets at Old Trafford in a bid to make the stadium more inclusive, the club's September fans' forum has been told.

The proposal, which would make United the first club in the Premier League to have such facilities, is being considered by club officials.

"It's something we are looking at as we are keen to ensure that Old Trafford continues to be welcoming and inclusive to all supporters," head of security Jim Liggett said.

"Our commitment to equality, diversity and inclusion is important in everything that we do. We are constantly working with key stakeholders, including Stonewall, on such topics."

United have also announced the installation of "vehicle mitigation bollards" to guard against the possibility of a terror attack.

"There is a programme to install high-security hostile vehicle mitigation bollards at a number of points around the perimeter of the stadium," Ligett said. "These works are scheduled for completion ahead of the New Year."


Well they had to find something to be first at.

At least Martin Edwards won't have to explain himself anymore!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

And for your efforts you can even refer to me as a ‘rag bastard’ if you like. You’ve bloody earned that!

Shit!!! I sound like a stalker :-(

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

There are more pressing issues besides Moaninho.

Manchester United could install gender-neutral toilets at Old Trafford

Manchester United could introduce gender-neutral toilets at Old Trafford in a bid to make the stadium more inclusive, the club's September fans' forum has been told.

The proposal, which would make United the first club in the Premier League to have such facilities, is being considered by club officials.

"It's something we are looking at as we are keen to ensure that Old Trafford continues to be welcoming and inclusive to all supporters," head of security Jim Liggett said.

"Our commitment to equality, diversity and inclusion is important in everything that we do. We are constantly working with key stakeholders, including Stonewall, on such topics."

United have also announced the installation of "vehicle mitigation bollards" to guard against the possibility of a terror attack.

"There is a programme to install high-security hostile vehicle mitigation bollards at a number of points around the perimeter of the stadium," Ligett said. "These works are scheduled for completion ahead of the New Year."


Well they had to find something to be first at.

At last they're acknowledging that they're all a shower of cnuts.

 

[Vienna_70]

Fiona Bruce would do a better job than PEG.

Jack Bruce could do a better job than PEG, and he’s been dead nearly four years.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

What about Bruce Willis......after all they are all die hards.