United thread 2018/19

[dickie davies]

If Peg goes before Christmas, is that 6 managers in 5 years? By their own admission that would make them Chelsea (Although Chelsea have won the league twice in that time - so they have appointing short-term winning managers down to an art!)

In the last fifty years they only have one manager who's won the league with them

 

[Champions again in 2012]

F*ck me - some of the deluded pricks want Keane in if Mourinho goes - the only person I can think of who would make Mourinho look like he has great man management skills

 

[No One Understands]

There are more pressing issues besides Moaninho.

Manchester United could install gender-neutral toilets at Old Trafford

Manchester United could introduce gender-neutral toilets at Old Trafford in a bid to make the stadium more inclusive, the club's September fans' forum has been told.

The proposal, which would make United the first club in the Premier League to have such facilities, is being considered by club officials.

"It's something we are looking at as we are keen to ensure that Old Trafford continues to be welcoming and inclusive to all supporters," head of security Jim Liggett said.

"Our commitment to equality, diversity and inclusion is important in everything that we do. We are constantly working with key stakeholders, including Stonewall, on such topics."

United have also announced the installation of "vehicle mitigation bollards" to guard against the possibility of a terror attack.

"There is a programme to install high-security hostile vehicle mitigation bollards at a number of points around the perimeter of the stadium," Ligett said. "These works are scheduled for completion ahead of the New Year."


Well they had to find something to be first at.

 

[crazyg]

Fiona Bruce would do a better job than PEG.

So would Jack Bruce.

 

[The perfect fumble]

It’s like United bingo
Class of 92
Class of 06

 

[RadcliffeRick]

*cough* yeah yeah my mate. ;-)

As a lurker I have seen many anti utd posts from #pigeonho. I am begining to think it is a smoke screen. As the bard said ' I think he doft protest too much" ;-)

 

[Impeccable One]

I see United are considering introducing gender neutral toilets at Old Trafford.

Biggest signal yet they want to re-sign Ronaldo?

 

[BigOscar]

I think the choice is obvious. They need a United legend, someone with a big name, a hook they can sell and a history of success in the premier league. The answer is obviously Mark Hughes. He's never been relegated (as he always gets fired before then) and as a former City manager they can roll out the whole rivalry shtick about how he's now at the top team in Manchester. Sure he's a dogshit manager, but since when has that been an issue? Just imagine the social media mentions!

 

[laserblue]

So would Jack Bruce.

Lenny Bruce? (Died 1966).
Robert the Bruce? (Died 1329).

I think they may really need Bruce Almighty.

 

[Pigeonho]

Brilliant film!