United thread 2018/19

[Vienna_70]

The rags see things that way because they are told to. Their Ministry of Truth forbids them to think for themselves and the propaganda is being ably assisted by a complicit media.
If they are told Sanchez only earns £150 per week, then that is what Sanchez earns. If they are told that Phil Jones is the single greatest defender in the history of professional football, then that's exactly what he is.

Even rags aren't that fucking thick!

 

[Impeccable One]

Even rags aren't that fucking thick!

Your honor ... I would like to submit this photograph as exhibit A

 

[BlueRockape]

Even rags aren't that fucking thick!

OH yes they are ; )

 

[KentBlue]

Years ago I asked one 'diehard' rag, if George Best was so good why wasn't he ever capped by England. He said it's because the English FA didn't like Utd players!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Even rags aren't that fucking thick!

Oh come on now Vienna, there's thick & then there's raggy thick.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Bruce Forsyth would presently do a better job. At least they would get to see a good game.

They'd certainly be higher!

 

[Machiavelli]

They'd certainly be higher!

Lower!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

David conn article stating the Glazers have bled a billion,

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/oct/04/glazers-manchester-united?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Now he's finished that piece, maybe he can finally get round to doing the expose on his beloved Moston Rag Socks......

 

[Vienna_70]

Years ago I asked one 'diehard' rag, if George Best was so good why wasn't he ever capped by England. He said it's because the English FA didn't like Utd players!

That reminds me of a story I read on here.

A rag asked a Bluemooner, if Shaun Goater is so good, how come he only plays for Bermuda?

Now, that IS thick.

 

[sir baconface]

Years ago I asked one 'diehard' rag, if George Best was so good why wasn't he ever capped by England. He said it's because the English FA didn't like Utd players!

Thick as pigshit. Wasn’t it because he had long hair and used to turn up late for training?