United thread 2018/19

[SkyBlueCanuck]

# of home goals since Ferguson left. 100 games played each, give or take 1.

City - 270
LFC - 214
AFC - 211
CFC - 208
THFC - 188
Everton - 179
United - 167

Arse at 211 surprised me.

 

[johnnytapia]

Just a reminder - if Leicester can manage to win today rags will be in bottom half of the table ...
COMON LEICESTER (and repeat until they hopefully win - then screenshots of table from everywhere).
AND If Brighton were to beat wolves by 3+ rags would at least temporarily be 12th ffs - can u imagime.
If they then failed to turn up tomorrow (bus driver gets lost - again - deliberately etc.)
But but but is all you would hear on Monday.
Never going to be allowed to happen - alty anthony at brighton and mr brown envelope oliver at leicester so pretty much not 2 to put on your accie today.
But, hey, I am allowed to dream.
I would gladly sacrifice 3 pts to spuds to see a truely epic Saturday like that.
I do not believe any other club has the squad to keep going beyond December!

You'd happily see City lose? Each to their own.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Just a reminder - if Leicester can manage to win today rags will be in bottom half of the table ...
COMON LEICESTER (and repeat until they hopefully win - then screenshots of table from everywhere).
AND If Brighton were to beat wolves by 3+ rags would at least temporarily be 12th ffs - can u imagime.
If they then failed to turn up tomorrow (bus driver gets lost - again - deliberately etc.)
But but but is all you would hear on Monday.
Never going to be allowed to happen - alty anthony at brighton and mr brown envelope oliver at leicester so pretty much not 2 to put on your accie today.
But, hey, I am allowed to dream.
I would gladly sacrifice 3 pts to spuds to see a truely epic Saturday like that.
I do not believe any other club has the squad to keep going beyond December!

A strange sacrifice for a supporter of a team looking to win back to backs.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Regarding recent comments about players who were snatched from us by the rags,
what about this?
Fergiescum absolutely adored a certain player, and the player knew.
The rags were far more successful than us at the time and could pay a bigger salary to him than we could.
Yet that player chose to play for us.
I still don't understand quite why, but by some miracle he did.
The player's name - DAVID SILVA.

 

[Stoned Rose]

You have been a member on here for a lot longer than me too, but I bet I've been a match going blue for longer than you by a long way.
My first game was in 1961 aged 3...left school and got my first season ticket in 74/75 season and I've had it ever since.
The rag vermin always took great pleasure in slagging off City because we were dire and didn't have much we could say back , apart from that we actually went to watch our team.
Once the Premier League was formed and the scum had their period of dominance the abuse got much worse and even when we were separated by 2 divisions we were always mocked by rags as soon as they saw us wearing our colours ( proudly wearing them too ).
Now the boots on the other foot and you think we shouldn't take the piss out of the C.unts...no fucking chance .
I love giving the rag bastards as much stick as I can without actually smashing the twats physically.
If that offends you then I know I'm doing something right.

Speaking for the majority of blues there mate.

Well in.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Because they believe having someone who played during their glory years will automatically return them to their those glory years. There is more than one new kid in town now raggies, and your days as being relevant are long behind you

DNA that you know?

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Lukaku really is a porker isn’t he, how can a professional athlete have that shape of body?

 

[laserblue]

Lukaku really is a porker isn’t he, how can a professional athlete have that shape of body?

It's the only way he's strong enough to practise trapping a bag of cement in training.

 

[Bpughh]

Lukaku really is a porker isn’t he, how can a professional athlete have that shape of body?

A porker? Out of all of the criticisms to throw at lukaku his athleticism isn't the first i'd attack. He is a big guy though.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Lad on the right looks like he's been in a famin and that fat cnut looks like he caused it

Go Bernard

Don’t know which highlights I prefer tbh.

‘Lukaku needs a rest from Utd’

Him reminiscing about the ‘first ever time Utd got beat in Europe’ and namechecking a game taking place in 1997.

‘Chong’

Or Abdulla’s combover.

Their bellendery knows no bounds.