United thread 2018/19

[TheThirdDeano]

A porker? Out of all of the criticisms to throw at lukaku his athleticism isn't the first i'd attack. He is a big guy though.

You’re right. I’m just saying he has a hell of a lot of weight to throw around.

 

[Love_Each_Day]

Lukaku has done a Richards and bulked up way too much, would benefit hugely from dropping a couple of stone. Still not worth anything close to what they paid but he may not be sweating buckets already when the camera zooms in on him for kickoff.

 

[malg]

Lukaku really is a porker isn’t he, how can a professional athlete have that shape of body?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

It is a beautiful moment..............what a Christmas Day film that is!

 

[northendenton]

You’re right. I’m just saying he has a hell of a lot of weight to throw around.

YAMAMOTOYAMA thinks he must try harder lol

 

[sir baconface]

Anyone who thinks we shouldn’t stick it up em is either not a Manc, not a Blue or away with the fairies.

 

[Zubrman]

Anyone who thinks we shouldn’t stick it up em is either not a Manc, not a Blue or away with the fairies.

Or all three.

 

[East Level 2]

Just a reminder - if Leicester can manage to win today rags will be in bottom half of the table ...
COMON LEICESTER (and repeat until they hopefully win - then screenshots of table from everywhere).
AND If Brighton were to beat wolves by 3+ rags would at least temporarily be 12th ffs - can u imagime.
If they then failed to turn up tomorrow (bus driver gets lost - again - deliberately etc.)
But but but is all you would hear on Monday.
Never going to be allowed to happen - alty anthony at brighton and mr brown envelope oliver at leicester so pretty much not 2 to put on your accie today.
But, hey, I am allowed to dream.
I would gladly sacrifice 3 pts to spuds to see a truely epic Saturday like that.
I do not believe any other club has the squad to keep going beyond December!

Can I assume you're not going to Wembley on Monday?

 

[Machiavelli]

Anyone who thinks we shouldn’t stick it up em is either not a Manc, not a Blue or away with the fairies.

Or a virgin Mummy’s boy.

 

[nw42]

Not sure if mentioned already but surely these kids have been through enough already without being punished further, disgusting treatment imo,

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46005436


#prayforthem.