United thread 2018/19

[Colin Bells Boots]

From day one of the rescue I should have have put all the dosh I have at the bookies on this invitation from the rags, so fcukin obvious. They thrive on disaster as it is more than profitable.

Surely the Dippers would want a piece too ?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I thought he did nothing.[/QUOTE

True but he normally does less than that.

 

[xgorton]

How many bloody non-league teams have the rags played? I remember them playing Walthamstowe Avenue when England cricketer Trevor Bailey played for them (Avenue).
Or were Crawley in the League by 2011?

I remember them getting a 0-0 draw at home with non league Exeter 2005,following season 0-0 away at non league Burton.

 

[domalino]

Don't know if anyone pointed this out already but the Football Ramble Podcast had a funny discussion the other day about how this world cup was going awfully for Mourinho.

Pogba, Lukaku, Fellaini all looking a lot better the longer they are away with the national teams. Lukaku in the 1/4 final was unlike anything we saw in a United shirt, and Pogba today was incredibly disciplined defensively while at United he can't track a runner for 5m.

 

[manimanc]

Pogba looked decent tonight to be fair

He looked world class mate. Played in a team full of decent players. Had 3 decent forwards to find instead of 1 useless carthorse. Did his dirty work with ease. Looked a 200m pound player. I'm beginning to wonder if utd signed his brother.

 

[Jalfraag]

Pogba looked decent tonight to be fair

It's the brainwashing effect of Murphy's monotone drivel.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

‘Ronny’ not coming home yet then

Thought they getting Bale,Neymar and Griezmann............again?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

"We would love to welcome the team from Wild Boars Football Club and their rescuers to Old Trafford this coming season," said a Manchester United statement.

The fuckers just can't help themselves can they? Do absolutely nothing for ''the local community'' but jump on this publicity seeking bandwagon quicker than a fly lands on a piece of shit.

 

[cyclops]

"We would love to welcome the team from Wild Boars Football Club and their rescuers to Old Trafford this coming season," said a Manchester United statement.

The fuckers just can't help themselves can they? Do absolutely nothing for ''the local community'' but jump on this publicity seeking bandwagon quicker than a fly lands on a piece of shit.

Straight out of a damp dark cave and straight away into the swamp. Poor little fuckers.

 

[lancs blue]

Straight out of a damp dark cave and straight away into the swamp. Poor little fuckers.

I bet the narrowest bits of the cave had more legroom than the swamp.

 

[BlueMoonraker]

"We would love to welcome the team from Wild Boars Football Club and their rescuers to Old Trafford this coming season," said a Manchester United statement.

The fuckers just can't help themselves can they? Do absolutely nothing for ''the local community'' but jump on this publicity seeking bandwagon quicker than a fly lands on a piece of shit.

I remember they did the same with the Chilean miners. I hope the Thai kids turn them down.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I just heard Dominic Cork say on SSN that he remembered United beating Crawley on the way to winning the FA Cup. Strangely that was in 2010-11 when City won the FA Cup by beating Stoke, the team he sometimes says he supports despite being an outed rag, in the final. United had last won the FA Cup 7 years previously and wouldn't win it again for another 5.

Ha unsurprisingly busted.....that's his Ronnie Irani moment.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Ha unsurprisingly busted.....that's his Ronnie Irani moment.

That was brilliant.

Claimed he was not only at the swamp the day Keane got a red card for the Haaland tackle but he said he was sat in front of it. Yet at exactly the same time he was actually playing cricket for Essex at Grace Road vs Leicestershire which is about 110 miles away!

 

[Grassland Blue]

From day one of the rescue I should have have put all the dosh I have at the bookies on this invitation from the rags, so fcukin obvious. They thrive on disaster as it is more than profitable.

And, lest we forget, they had their own disaster. . .

 

[crazyg]

"We would love to welcome the team from Wild Boars Football Club and their rescuers to Old Trafford this coming season," said a Manchester United statement.

The fuckers just can't help themselves can they? Do absolutely nothing for ''the local community'' but jump on this publicity seeking bandwagon quicker than a fly lands on a piece of shit.

You've got to remember that the far east is where most of their "supporters" live, so it's not surprising.


Plus, haven't the poor buggers suffered enough?

 

[Marvin]

What made me smile this morning was reading the football news and finding that Ronaldo is on less than Sanchez.

Ronaldo is on £26m pa.

Just think back to that beautiful day when Utd signed Sanchez. That was the day their dream of Ronaldo returning to OT died.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Just remember, they snubbed Ronaldo not the other way round.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Just remember, they snubbed Ronaldo not the other way rround.

Never wanted him anyway haha!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Just remember, they snubbed Ronaldo not the other way round.

Never wanted him anyway haha!

 

[CharliesRightPeg]

Wait a sec, isn't Ronaldo also getting paid by fiat ?