United thread 2018/19

[sir baconface]

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...s/manchester-united-fan-charging-old-10284652

I imagine the £20 includes a match ticket.

Pub only: £100.

 

[Hoghead]

Ticket office open until kick off and I know they are flogging them for cheap at Salford Students Union.

You can also get City tickets cheap at the Students Union. It's not new.

 

[Richard]

You can also get City tickets cheap at the Students Union. It's not new.

Correct. But we don't claim to have 3million fans who 'cant get a ticket'.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Correct. But we don't claim to have 3million people who 'cant get a ticket'.

Not forgetting the cvnts in the media with a City only edition red pen.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Sanchez overheard moaning about "failed Man City move".......failed,in what way was that?

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

So the fat beady eyed sulking twat asked himself a question to which the answer was no and he made a video of it!

I think I'll do the same
So am I going to win the Euromillions on Friday?
Sadly not and not because the statistical odss are 40 odd million to one. I won't win as I haven't bought a ticket

This hairy ugly abrasive dumbshit pork-muffin is using the old "heads I win, tails you lose" approach -- by posing a question ("Is Manchester Untied Inter Milan 2.0?") he can claim he "predicted" the success if he's right and claim he didn't predict anything if he's wrong about the success.

It's the same as "City bought the title" if we win and "City is a failure, all that money and they couldn't win the title" if we lose.

The only positive about him is that, judging by his girth, he could eat Lingard someday if he gets really angry.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...s/manchester-united-fan-charging-old-10284652

What chaps me about this shameless tub of goo is that when I started coming over -- and always since -- City fans (all of whom are svelter) have been nothing but super kind and happy to see me and show me around town. In fact, I can't imagine a "fan" of any club would try to pull this shit.

What a fucking nerve this guy has to claim he's a fan and to exploit others of their idiot supporters in this way.

If only we could pretend Galileo never existed and drop him and Duncan Castles off a cliff in an experiment to see who hits the ground first (I know which one would make the larger splat).

 

[Henkeman]

What chaps me about this shameless tub of goo is that when I started coming over -- and always since -- City fans (all of whom are svelter) have been nothing but super kind and happy to see me and show me around town. In fact, I can't imagine a "fan" of any club would try to pull this shit.

What a fucking nerve this guy has to claim he's a fan and to exploit others of their idiot supporters in this way.

If only we could pretend Galileo never existed and drop him and Duncan Castles off a cliff in an experiment to see who hits the ground first (I know which one would make the larger splat).

As a small business owner I do have a degree of admiration for him that he's pulled this one off, I have to admit. :-)

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

As a small business owner I do have a degree of admiration for him that he's pulled this one off, I have to admit. :-)

He has an extremely large, potential customer base, when it comes to rag idiots.

 

[Vienna_70]

I’d always thought he preferred job share

I’ve always thought he preferred wife share.

;-)

 

[Neville Kneville]

You can pay on the door tonight for their game against Valencia - oh the irony...

I might go.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

I’ve always thought he preferred wife share.

;-)

Only on a timeshare basis.

 

[Bill]

You can also get City tickets cheap at the Students Union. It's not new.

exactly, mind you we don't preach we have thousands locked out every week

 

[sir baconface]

You can pay on the door tonight for their game against Valencia - oh the irony...

I might go.

Please let the management know your boot size in advance ... oh, and be there 30 minutes before KO to get changed.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Please let the management know your boot size in advance ... oh, and be there 30 minutes before KO to get changed.

£75k just for starting too.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

£75k just for starting too.

I'd be happy with a 10th of that, just to sit on the bench and give moral support.

"You're fucking shit Lukaku" ;-)

 

[Blue Llama]

Completely empty blocks apparently up in the gods. No doubt lights will be turned off up there and BT told not to follow high balls with their cameras. Going to be difficult for BT that as the ball will be out of shot for half the time the rags are attacking.

 

[WEMBLEY76]

All those Salford Reds who claim to never be able to get a ticket will take up the slack,don’t bank on it though !

 

[kaz7]

Is it too much to ask for a stand up handbag fight between pog and maureen later? on the centre circle preferably

 

[M18CTID]

Considering they have around 55,000 guaranteed sales for CL home games by virtue of forcing every season ticket holder to buy a ticket, and when you then consider only about half our ST holders are signed up to the CL scheme, they actually have far less match day tickets than us to shift on top of that for their CL games. Factor in the away support and they don’t need to even sell 20,000 additional tickets to have a capacity crowd yet here we are - the world’s biggest supported club with tickets on open sale for tonight. That’s fucking pathetic whichever way you look at it. Especially when there’s a big fuck off contingent of locals pitching up in pubs to watch their home games who have no intention of actually turning up at Old Trafford, despite claiming otherwise. This is their chance to take up the slack but the vast majority won’t bother. Fuck knows what their ground would be like if you took out all the out of town/out of country fans.

Will also be interesting to see how many season ticket holder no shows there are too tonight.