United thread 2018/19

[Colin Bells Boots]

id love city to start a banner the same in a big piss take way there not going to win it for some time while us and the dippers are a force,,how long has it been now since the won the title?

Banners are for classless arrogant cnuts like the rags .

 

[Gordyola]

id love city to start a banner the same in a big piss take way there not going to win it for some time while us and the dippers are a force,,how long has it been now since the won the title?

No way! We have too much class for that, we just ignore them, they are no longer relevant and that hurts even more than a banner

 

[Machiavelli]

id love city to start a banner the same in a big piss take way there not going to win it for some time while us and the dippers are a force,,how long has it been now since the won the title?

Really?

 

[BimboBob]

But but he's in the team of the year

His inclusion was due to a memo going out to all players from the Players Union asking for them to vote for him as United needed to keep him in the spotlight to bump his summer price high.

 

[Indaparkside]

That banner they kept on the Stretford End for years was utterly pathetic. They were in the most successful period, and we were at our most lean period, and their club sanctioned it staying up. And after all we did offering them to play at Maine Road after the war.

Empty seats I see!! Fuck off its our song

 

[Tuearts right boot]

there is always paddy who could do it if he's off the bottle he seems to know his stuff

God that man is confused, demented or just plain stupid. Good for a laugh though. Maybe he's just plain sober.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Really?

Nope

 

[Healthcare29]

Most of their players are Too Old To Rock And Roll, Too Young To Die and play like Heavy Horses.

Yes they're are on the 'Wind Up' if they think they're gonna get top 4, lose against Chelsea & it'll be 'Cheerio'.

 

[citytilllidie]

"Taking the players to The Cliff training ground generated some sort of response but it was not enough. The danger is that Solskjær concludes he is not being nostalgic enough. So what next? A round of golf with Alex Stepney at Davyhulme? Get Bryan Robson to take the lads on an all-day bender at Pat Crerand’s pub?"

"The worry now is that Solskjær actually believes all this guff and thinks all that is required for United’s return to the top is the reimposition of Fergusonian values."

"Solskjær might get the whole squad to sit down and watch the X-Files with a bottle of Two Dogs while worrying about the millennium bug, but reliving the 90s won’t get beyond United’s basic lack of long-term planning"

From the Guardian. Brilliant
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/25/manchester-united-derby-city-ole-gunnar-solskjaer

Hard to believe that that is from the same paper as Mr. Paradise, following his marking and player comments

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

We're not really here