United thread 2019/20

[CelesteItis]

Scum!

How the fuck did we managed to lose to this shower of shiteing cvnts?

 

[Franny's toilet roll]

Scum!

How the fuck did we managed to lose to this shower of shiteing cvnts?

This!!

 

[kippaxwarrior]

How many corners have they actually turned this season?

 

[bondsman]

They said something along the lines of Foster being too close to try something like that.
Funny that cos vardy was about a metre away from ederson and the goal and still bagged.
The real difference is lingard is shite and a fortnite playing prick who needs his hard drive checking.

As for the pogba "highlights". He lumped it up on sight and put it straight to the keeper twice. Stick to social media you dabbing pigeon shit hair cut bellend

Brilliant. Post of 2019.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Had to go and watch United in the pub today for the first time in about a decade, with my brother (red) and father (blue). Thoroughly enjoyed it.

You should go more often.

 

[journolud]

Commentator on MOTD on Lingards miss. “Would have been brilliant”
Then on Greenwooooddddd miss “Would have been magnificent”

Haha cocksuckers.

On De Gea. "would have been a great catch"

 

[r.soleofsalford]

How many corners have they actually turned this season?

 

[bada bing]

Jesse Lingard wears Adidas ' Diane Abbotts'

 

[jrb]

With Ole at the wheel, United will stay a mid-table team.

What’s not to like about that?

He can stay as long as he wants as far as I’m concerned.

He’s doing a cracking job as Manager of Manchester United.

 

[Blue Mist]

A couple of years back DeGea was a fax machine print out away from sealing a Real Madrid transfer. by all accounts it was his dream move and the raggies deliberately messed it up as they did not want him to leave. I am beginning to think that he is getting his revenge. Not enough mistakes to be dropped, just enough to fuck them over at important times. He knows that if he is dropped he cannot damage them so cannot deliberately mess up every week and wont do it, out of pride, in the big games, but Watford, Everton and others really seem to indicate it is a revenge mission.