United thread 2019/20

[ScottSinclair]

With Ole at the wheel, United will stay a mid-table team.

What’s not to like about that?

He can stay as long as he wants as far as I’m concerned.

He’s doing a cracking job as Manager of Manchester United.

Trust me, he will relegate them given the time.

I cant believe they hired someone thats not even in the top 10 coaches in the norwegian league this decade

 

[Georgian Maestro]

Commentator on MOTD on Lingards miss. “Would have been brilliant”
Then on Greenwooooddddd miss “Would have been magnificent”

Haha cocksuckers.

I know
If it was Watford players attemping that and messing up the commentary would be very different

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

We were 9th in January 1983 and managed to go down. Just sayin'.

That group of players should never have been relegated.

 

[br88]

The fact the Rags won the "Barclays team performance of the week" because they managed to win the derby game put into perspective how far they have fallen , the Rags players can raise their game for 45 minutes against us , but when two struggling teams like Everton and Watford come to town they revert back to being absolutely shite , when they beat Spuds and ourselves apparently Ole had turned the corner , he's actually turned four corners in the same direction and ended up exactly where he started ,a mid table club with the highest wage bill in the league with no direction and no f*cking hope.

Love the bit about turning 4 corners and ending up at the same place. By the way, did they not mention or teach about full stops at your school....that's one hell of a long sentence...haha??!!!.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Love the bit about turning 4 corners and ending up at the same place. By the way, did they not mention or teach about full stops at your school....that's one hell of a long sentence...haha??!!!.

When . i . am. on. a . roll . the . full. stops . are. easily. forgotten.

 

[KentBlue]

Personally I've never rated deGea anyway. I wouldn't say he's a bad keeper, no way: but as is always the case, anyone, absolutely anyone who joins the rags is suddenly elevated to beyond-genius level by the media. We've all known it for years, and I daresay fans of other clubs have noticed it too. The only ones who cannot see it are the rag lemmings themselves. If Custis and/or Sky Sports continuously feed the propaganda that Rashford is the finest player that has ever played the game, the gullible cretins at the swamp will nod their empty heads in solemn agreement and utter monosyllabic platitudes to that effect.

The alpaca is an average keeper prone to lapses of concentration. The same can be said for a great number of keepers in both the Prem and abroad. But it's the institutionalised bubble that has been created for the rags to live in that has slowly been their undoing for the past few decades. They genuinely do believe that the likes of Shaw, Rashford, Jones, Martial etc ARE world class: able to stand shoulder to shoulder with the likes of SuperKev, Willian, Raz, Messi and others that have utilised their genius talent over the years.

This current rags team are a collection of obscenely overpaid journeymen, mega-hyped mediocrity at its level best. And deGea is no different.

 

[hcblue95]

The goal he let in yesterday was very similar to one conceded against Seville.

(03:11)

I like the commentary. "Manchester United are dead" haha.

 

[deegee33]

How many corners have they actually turned this season?

They've gone in so many circles that I have to watch them sat on the floor as I'm so dizzy I can't stay in my easy chair.

 

[Gazza]

How many corners have they actually turned this season?

Definitely more than Lewis Hamilton.
A graph of their season would cut through a tree.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

We need to beat them in the League Cup as that removes one avenue for them to get into Europe next season.

If they miss out altogether that could be the catalyst for a severe downturn in their fortunes.