United thread 2019/20

[BrianW]

Everyone should take their rag mate to the pub today. Buy them a glass of claret.

 

[Blue Til Death]

The meltdown at being FIFTH in the league is quite something.

That just demonstrates their pathetic self entitlement Ric, they are lucky to be 5th the shite they are playing.. Really hope we put them to sleep next week and secure a spot at our second home at their expense ... ;-)

 

[Mike Cledford]

There = In, at, or to that place or position. e.g."we went to Paris and stayed there ten days".
Their = Belonging to or associated with the people or things previously mentioned or easily identified. e.g. "their football is embarrassing".

Well done. Who needs the OED when we have such able grammarians on here?
I bet you wish you could use something similar to a red pen on here.

 

[Newman Noggs]

In fairness, they are missing Rashford who, according to the Telegraph, has "added "knuckleball" to his armoury..leaving goalkeepers anxious over his wobbling free kicks".

Apart from "knuckleball" being an invention of the hack, when was any goalkeeper ever "anxious" about Rashford's free kicks ?

 

[crazyg]

What's grammar done now? Didn't she get an invite to the City party at Mere Golf, Country and Party Club

That was grandma. Apologies for the typing error.

 

[laserblue]

Everyone should take their rag mate to the pub today. Buy them a glass of claret.

Strychnine.

 

[laserblue]

Jay Rodriguez scored Burnley's 2nd goal last night. The same Jay Rodriguez who won the title for City in 2018 by scoring West Brom's winner at the swamp. Cheers pal!

 

[Ric]

In fairness, they are missing Rashford who, according to the Telegraph, has "added "knuckleball" to his armoury..leaving goalkeepers anxious over his wobbling free kicks".

Apart from "knuckleball" being an invention of the hack, when was any goalkeeper ever "anxious" about Rashford's free kicks ?

It's usually the crowd behind the goal who are anxious about Rashford's free kicks.

 

[Gray]

Well done. Who needs the OED when we have such able grammarians on here?
I bet you wish you could use something similar to a red pen on here.

Sorry but this is such a simple word to get right, it is amazing how many people on here do not know the difference.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Even poch can’t sort those ****s out; they need a clean out

It's called an enema !