United thread 2019/20

[Vienna_70]

They’re just a shit Man Utd!

 

[mexico1970]

Fans in a bit of hot water for singing this gem, the united way indeed.

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ed Woodward in the middle and burn the f***ing lot

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I know but there are many similar errors that irritate me too/two/to. Sadly far too many kids were taught by teachers who were taught themselves that spelling and grammar were not important.

Commas seem to have fallen out of use too...

 

[Mike Cledford]

In fairness, they are missing Rashford who, according to the Telegraph, has "added "knuckleball" to his armoury..leaving goalkeepers anxious over his wobbling free kicks".

Apart from "knuckleball" being an invention of the hack, when was any goalkeeper ever "anxious" about Rashford's free kicks ?

'Knucklehead' seems far more appropriate for him. He sounds so gormless in interviews.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Fail to see the shock in all this — we all know the old adage that to kill a snake you must cut off its head. When what’s-his-name retired, the head was lopped off, so guess what happened to the snake?

The club is completely captainless, rudderless, planless and hopeless.

 

[Shirley]

Aye, standard fare in the Garter in them days

I waited on there for a while, seen all the stars perform Tommy Cooper the lot but will never forget Peter fcukin Crowther doing a stand up comedy act.

We all got threw out for taking the piss.

Edit: Leslie Crowther (RIP)

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Lulu and Jim Bowen!! What a great night out that would be.

Night out?

I'm reliably informed by a friend that that's a porn video.

 

[Vienna_70]

Who the fuck is matias vecino who they won't apparently be signing?

Has he snubbed them?

 

[davek1808]

Has he snubbed them?

Is the pope Catholic.

 

[Blue Mist]

Mata took a free kick last night with 3 rags in the defensive wall, is this yet another law that is only used on certain occasion.

Yes comment was made last night on this, not by the BT idiots who should be saying it but by Blues on here. Yet again handed any advantage that the refs can get away with. Their were also quite a few tactical fouls by them funny BT didn't call them that either.