United thread 2019/20

[Bald fraud]

Not sure if this is true , but i am sure i read an article somewhere regarding their sponsorship deals and a few of them including Adidas and Chevrolet have a 25% reduction in their payments if the Rags do not qualify for the Champs league for two consecutive seasons. It probably will not cause a massive issue for Woody , because they are the cash cow of world football but every little bit helps :)

That’s when they’ll kick us out and put them in in our place because of their “history”

 

[sir baconface]

£20k fine for crowding out and intimidating the ref when De Gea dropped another clanger. And the tactic worked.

The FA really are shit, aren’t they?

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Haha did he actually say that!

Yeah, word for word! Read it on the BBC live updates page

 

[KentBlue]

Haha did he actually say that!

He certainly did. And the funny thing is he probably believe's it.

 

[Daz_Blue]

Tweet I found :)

Manchester City spent 460m pounds from 2008 to 2012 to go from mid table obscurity to winning the title. Manchester United have spent 960m pounds since 2013 to go from winning the title to mid table obscurity. Who would have thought

 

[Ric]

I see Neil Ashton isn't wasting any time getting former colleagues and friends to pen pro-Woodward pieces. Not sure it's great PR when it's so laughably transparent.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

He certainly did. And the funny thing is he probably believe's it.

The power of suggestibility. Make it so by saying it is so, Ole…

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Lulu and Jim Bowen!! What a great night out that would be.

Super, smashing, lovely you might say!

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

It would be very funny indeed. Every chance of it happening too....shitty muddy pitch in an intimidating little stadium. Those of a certain age like myself may have attended an FA cup game against Halifax. Its going to piss down as well which will make the pitch even more terrible.

I can feel it in my water they are going to come a cropper and much dummy spitting will ensue. There will be an outbreak of "give it to Giggsy" . They will then turn up at the Etihad we will play shite and make hard work of it...lose 1-0 or we will absolutely paste them 5 or 6 and Ole will get sacked, nobody will want the job and they will end up poaching Steve Bruce from Newcastle.He will get them relegated.

And we all lived happily ever after.

What a beautiful short story. I almost felt I was living it!

 

[IrelandSuperman]

Manchester united Q&A with Simon Stone on BBC Football web page. And they don't get special treatment.