United thread 2019/20

[Blueknows]

Remember the BBC paying for him to go on tour with the Rags last summer also

taxpayers licence fee money well spent then ?

 

[Blue Hefner]

What a pity

 

[crazyg]

Utd being linked with everyone.
At the minute they are signing 5 defenders, 4 midfielders, 3 forwards, 2 wingers and a partridge in a pear tree.
Scattergun in full flow.

I thought the partridge was cup-tied.

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

You have to laugh...no one knew who they were playing on Sunday yet it was scheduled for live TV.....

 

[KentBlue]

I can’t see any decent wanting to go and manage there

It's because of their apparent unwillingness to sever ties with the past that has been their undoing. Everything about the club is old and decrepit, it has become a relic from the olden days - a monument of decay and wilful negligence, from the boardroom to the stadium itself it is a reminder of a time long since gone, and they appear to have no coherent business plan in place to even attempt catching up with the rest of the 21st Century.
The fetid stench of the Pisscan and Captain Comb-Over permeates every last millimetre of the swamp, and no new manager is ever going to rid the place of their ghastly presence. The two of them will ALWAYS be there: overlooking, overseeing, as if the club were their own personal plaything, and they are sworn to protect the Pisscan's questionable legacy - hovering about like a mother hen fussing over her chicks.

It's the Pisscan's ego that will ensure the club will be treading water for years to come. When he dies they will have no choice other than to extract their collective heads from the sand and accept that time waits for no fucker.

Only when the rest of us are tucking into our mountains of jelly and ice cream will that club ever be able to shake off its past and truly think about its long-term future.

 

[Vienna_70]

I see Neil Ashton isn't wasting any time getting former colleagues and friends to pen pro-Woodward pieces. Not sure it's great PR when it's so laughably transparent.

The equaliser releasing his inner Rick Blaine/Humphrey Bogart.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It's because of their apparent unwillingness to sever ties with the past that has been their undoing. Everything about the club is old and decrepit, it has become a relic from the olden days - a monument of decay and wilful negligence, from the boardroom to the stadium itself it is a reminder of a time long since gone, and they appear to have no coherent business plan in place to even attempt catching up with the rest of the 21st Century.
The fetid stench of the Pisscan and Captain Comb-Over permeates every last millimetre of the swamp, and no new manager is ever going to rid the place of their ghastly presence. The two of them will ALWAYS be there: overlooking, overseeing, as if the club were their own personal plaything, and they are sworn to protect the Pisscan's questionable legacy - hovering about like a mother hen fussing over her chicks.

It's the Pisscan's ego that will ensure the club will be treading water for years to come. When he dies they will have no choice other than to extract their collective heads from the sand and accept that time waits for no fucker.

Only when the rest of us are tucking into our mountains of jelly and ice cream will that club ever be able to shake off its past and truly think about its long-term future.

I feel your obvious pain.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Their current demise is being treated by the media as a national disaster instead of looking at the reality of what it really. A previously successful but massively over-hyped club which is floundering due to arrogance, shit planning, management and recruitment right through the organisation .

Expecting an official day of mourning being announced if the twats lose this weekend .

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

It's because of their apparent unwillingness to sever ties with the past that has been their undoing. Everything about the club is old and decrepit, it has become a relic from the olden days - a monument of decay and wilful negligence, from the boardroom to the stadium itself it is a reminder of a time long since gone, and they appear to have no coherent business plan in place to even attempt catching up with the rest of the 21st Century.
The fetid stench of the Pisscan and Captain Comb-Over permeates every last millimetre of the swamp, and no new manager is ever going to rid the place of their ghastly presence. The two of them will ALWAYS be there: overlooking, overseeing, as if the club were their own personal plaything, and they are sworn to protect the Pisscan's questionable legacy - hovering about like a mother hen fussing over her chicks.

It's the Pisscan's ego that will ensure the club will be treading water for years to come. When he dies they will have no choice other than to extract their collective heads from the sand and accept that time waits for no fucker.

Only when the rest of us are tucking into our mountains of jelly and ice cream will that club ever be able to shake off its past and truly think about its long-term future.

I’m glad he recovered well from his problems. It would have a been a crying shame for him to miss all this!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

It's because of their apparent unwillingness to sever ties with the past that has been their undoing. Everything about the club is old and decrepit, it has become a relic from the olden days -

What..!!! you mean like an empire, Fergies empire. We all know what happened to the Greeks, Romans, Mongol, Egyptian, German, ah em....even us Brits. Gone and long forgotten, never too return...