United thread 2019/20

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

So, once they win a couple of games what will we get from the meedja? I reckon an amalgam of the following:

1. James the new Giggs.....says Giggs.
2. Wan Bukake the next Paolo Maldini.
3. 3-0 win for Yoonit'd....Ole, Ole, Ole....
4. Solksjaer's Starlets.
5. You Win Nothing With Kids - every single meedja outlet if they're anywhere near the top of the league after 10 games.
6. The Kis are Gunnar be Fine.
7. Bukake comes good!
8. James to be called DJ after two good games and have his own clothing line and hashtag....#dj7!

Could they not just replace the P and 4 with D and 7 from this?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The decline is terminal - this has made me laugh..... a lot

it's like a victory parade....

 

[Mikejl]

The decline is terminal - this has made me laugh..... a lot

Should have held it in London - Grade A weapons - that pillock probably started supporting them in 1999. Lay money on a lot (well the 7 or 8 Norwich fans) of the ‘protesters’ nipped into the megastore while they were there and didn’t get the irony.

 

[davek1808]

The decline is terminal - this has made me laugh..... a lot

More security than protesters lol.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

So, once they win a couple of games what will we get from the meedja? I reckon an amalgam of the following:

1. James the new Giggs.....says Giggs.
2. Wan Bukake the next Paolo Maldini.
3. 3-0 win for Yoonit'd....Ole, Ole, Ole....
4. Solksjaer's Starlets.
5. You Win Nothing With Kids - every single meedja outlet if they're anywhere near the top of the league after 10 games.
6. The Kis are Gunnar be Fine.
7. Bukake comes good!
8. James to be called DJ after two good games and have his own clothing line and hashtag....#dj7!

Could be waiting a while then..........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Sorry. Wait.
What in the name of cock did I just watch?

I think the law should impose a ban on musical instrument sales until the buyer can demonstrate it will be used as a force for good.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Sorry. Wait.
What in the name of cock did I just watch?

 

[Aytoun]

Very serious protest outside the swamp. The 19 protesters who turned up are clearly passionate about getting shut of the glaziers.

This means the other 649,999,981 think everything is great. Which, of course, it is.

 

[crazyg]

Listen. They are signing good players. But who the fuck will mold them.

Wasn't it Lieutenant Pigeon who had something to do with mouldy old dough?

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

totally agree.....they patronised , belittled and mocked us in our dark days fuck every single one of them ….karma my friend

Never EVER forget that banner my friend. I won't!