United thread 2019/20

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Bill the Blue said:
58 consecutive FA Cup games shown live on BBC and BT, stretching back 12 years.. 2205 - 2017..!

"It's the magic of the cup, the oldest, most revered, nostalgic and envied Cup competition in the world" the BBC would sell it as, whilst giving absolutely no fucker else a look in when choosing their live picks..!

The same BBC btw that the GPC fucked off for 7 years because he saw his arse about a documentary they broadcast about his son..

Arrogant pissed up jock, doing whatever he wanted because nobody had the balls to reign him in..!

Paul Scholes afforded more slack than a Chinese coal mine when it came to tackling opposition players..!

Tyler: "Oh look, you've got to smile, Paul just can't tackle can he, hoho" as we watch the opposition midfielder, usually their best player, being stretchered off..!

Cnuts.. (both of them) ..!

Their players gobbling off in the media, telling one and all that ikkle ciddy would bottle the 2012 run in whilst all along it was the rags themselves who shit themselves..

Title decider at ours, they didn't have a f'kin shot on target all game..

Came for a draw and got their arses handed to them on a plate..!

Years and years of copping for piss easy Chumps league group stage draws..

All above board, fair and just the luck of the balls being drawn out of the hat.. Absolutely nothing to see here..!

Paired with goat hearders, parking attendants and Eastern European morris dance troops to guarantee the money rolling in..

The GPC won it twice in all the years he tried, both times they were extremely fortunate to do so..

A piss poor return given all the cards that were constantly stacked in his favour I would say..

A return only bettered by the other twat, "I didn't see it" Arsewipe Whinger..!

Pep however gets hammered for not winning it yet with us, despite him being here for all of 5 minutes and having to battle bent refs, VAR, UEFA, coach attacks, tough draws and the jealousy and shit stirring of the G14 history clubs constantly sniping at us..

Laurel and Hardy, who have popped up on the dipper thread, pale into insignificance when compared to the rags..!

Not long now, 6 points, masks slipped and hopefully fcuked off, never to be seen again..!

However, the rags are here for the duration, been there all my life and for me are without doubt the biggest set of cnuts we will ever encounter..!
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Cheers Bill....belting post....made my day!
 
Each and every signing they make is 'the new X'.

Phil the Face was the new Duncan Edwards
Alan Smith (yes the striker) somehow became the new Roy Keane (riddle me that one?)
That Welsh lad is the new Family Man (I mean they are both Welsh to be fair, what else do you need?)
 
If we are talking about the things we hate about them, how about a very sad and world shattering event where thousands died being linked by the fans to Munich 58. Yes I am talking about 9/11. Munich was a very sad event for the people of Stretford and Manchester but to link it as they did was unforgivable.
The scouse rats are trying to catch them up with the 'take a Knee' shite but they will never beat this lot for feeding off tragedy.

Edit, the Chilean Miners can't like this post but I know they are with me in spirit.
 
Bill the Blue said:
58 consecutive FA Cup games shown live on BBC and BT, stretching back 12 years.. 2205 - 2017..!

"It's the magic of the cup, the oldest, most revered, nostalgic and envied Cup competition in the world" the BBC would sell it as, whilst giving absolutely no fucker else a look in when choosing their live picks..!

The same BBC btw that the GPC fucked off for 7 years because he saw his arse about a documentary they broadcast about his son..

Arrogant pissed up jock, doing whatever he wanted because nobody had the balls to reign him in..!

Paul Scholes afforded more slack than a Chinese coal mine when it came to tackling opposition players..!

Tyler: "Oh look, you've got to smile, Paul just can't tackle can he, hoho" as we watch the opposition midfielder, usually their best player, being stretchered off..!

Cnuts.. (both of them) ..!

Their players gobbling off in the media, telling one and all that ikkle ciddy would bottle the 2012 run in whilst all along it was the rags themselves who shit themselves..

Title decider at ours, they didn't have a f'kin shot on target all game..

Came for a draw and got their arses handed to them on a plate..!

Years and years of copping for piss easy Chumps league group stage draws..

All above board, fair and just the luck of the balls being drawn out of the hat.. Absolutely nothing to see here..!

Paired with goat hearders, parking attendants and Eastern European morris dance troops to guarantee the money rolling in..

The GPC won it twice in all the years he tried, both times they were extremely fortunate to do so..

A piss poor return given all the cards that were constantly stacked in his favour I would say..

A return only bettered by the other twat, "I didn't see it" Arsewipe Whinger..!

Pep however gets hammered for not winning it yet with us, despite him being here for all of 5 minutes and having to battle bent refs, VAR, UEFA, coach attacks, tough draws and the jealousy and shit stirring of the G14 history clubs constantly sniping at us..

Laurel and Hardy, who have popped up on the dipper thread, pale into insignificance when compared to the rags..!

Not long now, 6 points, masks slipped and hopefully fcuked off, never to be seen again..!

However, the rags are here for the duration, been there all my life and for me are without doubt the biggest set of cnuts we will ever encounter..!
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Take it you’re not a fan, then..?! My cap, were I to be wearing one, would be doffed in your general direction for this comprehensive review of reasons to hate The Red Filth..
 
Withdrew from the FA cup in 1999-2000 to play in World club championship (Tin pot cup) even though they had won the FA cup only team never to defend it apart from the War Years. Absolutely W------S
 
Blue Mist said:
This post puts all mine right into the shade. Take a bow son. Brilliant.
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You can never be classed as being in the shade when ripping into the rags BM..!

Keep up the good work blue..!



Btw, nothing wrong with your posts bud, they're always worth a read..!
 
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