United thread 2019/20

[Colin Bells Boots]

James Garner?

The Crapford Files? The Great Escape (from the swamp)?

Let's face it, the lemmings who turn out to watch them won't know anybody anyway.

 

[Vienna_70]

The difference in quality is both manifest and huge. Not a singer player in their squad would get in our first XI, possibly XV (other than De Gea)

Not a chance that the alpaca would be in our team.

He might be a good shot-stopper still, but his footwork is atrocious.

 

[dickie davies]

Are you sure about that ? £350,000 + per week is considerably more than £5-6 million .

Maths not your strong point then?

Kin'ell
The figures are that huge I'm calculating it per month!!!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Kin'ell
The figures are that huge I'm calculating it per month!!!

Wonder if Woodward made the same mistake ?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

That midfield is absolute dogshit

 

[dickie davies]

Wonder if Woodward made the same mistake ?

I should have edited my post with

"I am Eddie Woodward and claim another £3m bonus"

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not a chance that the alpaca would be in our team.

He might be a good shot-stopper still, but his footwork is atrocious.

Which is why I put him after the ‘XV’ and not the ‘XI’. I thought this would have been clear.

Thank you for pounding out his strengths and weaknesses as a keeper, as they haven’t been ventilated on here previously.

 

[dickie davies]

He might be a good shot-stopper still, but his footwork is atrocious.

Oooh I don't know about that after the way he lashed home that pass from Leroy

 

[waspish]

That midfield is absolute dogshit

You dont need a top midfield when you hoof it down the line for the ball to be lost 60% of the time and when they win it they smash it in the box or “Rashy” picks it up runs 10 yards and smashes it in row Z its the rag way.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Glad we didn't sign pogba in the end ey? I think for us his performances would have been better (Not that they're good anyway) but there's something wrong with his attitude, destined to fuck up wherever he ends up.

In Txiki we trust.