United thread 2019/20

[Tevez City]

I hope Pogba stays, moans, and drop his value more.

Not happy with the idea of them getting 150m from Pogba.

 

[East Level 2]

I would like united to start the season with 20 defeats on the bounce, make a heroic recovery only to go down with the last kick of the rearranged derby which also clinched the title on the way to a history shattering quadruple after beating the dippers in the last minute of the champs league final

Can't they just finish the season with 36 defeats and 2 victories (against the dippers).

 

[dickie davies]

And that tweet doesn't take into account that they are paying Sanchez somewhere between 5&6 million a year

 

[Blue Hefner]

According to Custis. The team went on a bus in one direction and Pogba fucked off in the other with 3 suitcases!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

And that tweet doesn't take into account that they are paying Sanchez somewhere between 5&6 million a year

Are you sure about that ? £350,000 + per week is considerably more than £5-6 million .

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

According to Custis. The team went on a bus in one direction and Pogba fucked off in the other with 3 suitcases!

Packed his ego in them the bellend

 

[KentBlue]

According to Custis. The team went on a bus in one direction and Pogba fucked off in the other with 3 suitcases!

According to the Beeb he has joined up with the rest of the vermin - but then, it's written by Simon Stone...

 

[jimharri]

And that tweet doesn't take into account that they are paying Sanchez somewhere between 5&6 million a year

Maths not your strong point then?

 

[Vienna_70]

Rags tour squad
Absolute poverty
Couldn’t name a decent 5 a side team out of that shite

Goalkeepers:
David De Gea, Lee Grant, Joel Pereira, Sergio Romero.

Defenders:
Diogo Dalot, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Eric Bailly, Phil Jones, Victor Lindelof, Marcos Rojo, Chris Smalling, Axel Tuanzebe, Luke Shaw, Ashley Young.

Midfielders:
Tahith Chong, James Garner, Angel Gomes, Daniel James, Jesse Lingard, Nemanja Matic, Juan Mata, Scott McTominay, Andreas Pereira, Paul Pogba.

Forwards:
Mason Greenwood, Romelu Lukaku, Anthony Martial, Marcus Rashford.

James Garner?

The Crapford Files? The Great Escape (from the swamp)?

 

[mad4city]

At this particular point in time, how is that even a valid query?

Can you imagine him querying a player turning down Mourinho's 2005 Chelsea winners for Bolton (6th)?

Custis is a one trick pony,i've enjoyed hi slithering in the shadows whilst we shit on them with 19 then 32 points

That's exactly it with Custis. He's built a surprisingly successful career upon nothing more than reporting football's current affairs through the prism of all things Manchester United.
The sheer mental gymnastics involved in suggesting that a club currently only clinging to sixth by default of having an outrageous head start on 14 other clubs - and which despite having recently spunked over a billion up the wall cannot now even guarantee a tilt at a Champions League spot next season - might somehow be considered a prospect that any top player might seriously relish, is awe-inspiring in its complexity.