United thread 2019/20

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Wonderkid

Shitting myself already.

 

[Wigan_Citizen]

 

[blueinsa]

Fuck his opinion who cut that ****s hair pmsl?

 

[cookster]

good little read in the Mirror about The Rags becoming our Noisy Neighbour's lol so brilliant how far we have come

Wouldn't get too carried anyway as it's "written" by Doggermore!

 

[Bald fraud]

Looked at their 1st 9 games.

United v Chelsea
Wolves v United
United v Crystal Palace
Southampton v United
United v Leicester City
West ham V United
United v Arsenal
Newcastle V United
United v Liverpool

Possibly 3 points against Newcastle. Draws against Palace and Arsenal. He`ll be gone before Christmas. IMO obviously

Na, they’ll have the highest penalty count as usual come the end of the season they’ll be instructed to go down at the slightest touch and VAR will help them out nothing will change

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

I wonder what odds we’d get of City being 16 points ahead after those fixtures?

Looks like we have by far the easier start to the season compared with the others in the top 6
With the South American players having just finished playing in the Copa America,there will be a few clubs starting without key players when the season starts in 27 days time
Liverpool look to have the toughest start so hopefully we can get a jump on them before the CL & 2 games a week kicks off in earnest in October


Utd

CHELSEA H
Wolves A
Crystal Palace H
Southampton A
Leicester City H
West ham A
ARSENAL H
Newcastle A
LIVERPOOL H
Norwich A

Liverpool

Norwich H
Southampton A
ARSENAL H
Burnley A
Newcastle H
CHELSEA A
Sheff Utd A
Leicester H
MAN UTD A
TOTTENHAM H

City

West Ham A
TOTTENHAM H
Bournemouth A
Brighton H
Norwich A
Watford H
Everton A
Wolves H
Palace A
Villa H

Spurs

Villa H
MAN CITY A
Newcastle H
ARSENAL A
Palace H
Leicester A
Southampton H
Brighton A
Watford H
LIVERPOOL A

Chelsea

MAN UTD A
Leicester H
Norwich A
Sheff Utd H
Wolves A
LIVERPOOL H
Brighton H
Southampton A
Newcastle H
Burnley A

Arsenal

Newcastle A
Burnley H
LIVERPOOL A
TOTTENHAM H
Watford A
Villa H
MAN UTD A
Bournemouth H
Sheff Utd A
Palace H

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'm just happy that it was utds backroom staff who took the drugs and not the schoolkids.

Just say no eh?

 

[bluethrunthru]

It's bin a while since they won a game tbf

they had to go all the way to Perth too - does it count as a Derby?

 

[bluethrunthru]

‘It would be grossly unfair to burden James with the tag of being the next Ryan Giggs’ hahaha

what does his sister in law look like and how loose are her morals?

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

Wouldn't get too carried anyway as it's "written" by Doggermore!

yea I did see mate