United thread 2019/20

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Now you're talking.

It could be titled "The United Way"

It has to be hosted by Dwight Yorke, with Bryan Robson as co-host.

 

[deano ou812]

How the hell are they paying £80 million in a one horse race ?

Hahahahaha,the united way ..

 

[bluethrunthru]

How the hell are they paying £80 million in a one horse race ?

ask Ed?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

John Magnier and JP McManus wanking it off into the GPC’s mouth whilst calling him a ‘dirty woman’ sounds more analogous and apposite.

When you realize that the Glazers only got their grubby hands on the rags, is because of the pisscans greed over some horse jizz the funnier it becomes.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

When you realize that the Glazers only got their grubby hands on the rags, is because of the pisscans greed over some horse jizz the funnier it becomes.

It’s utterly hilarious. He’s caused all this misery, because, as you say, he was a greedy cünt and chose his battles appallingly.

 

[Vienna_70]

not all...……….
1. Owners don't own slaves
2. Excellent wages
3. Chance to start week after week if performance level is good
4. If you resurrect United, its much bigger than winning at a plastic club few people care about
5. Owners don't own slaves
6. Top tier stadium and a chance to play in front of 75k fans every week + a tremendous traveling support
7. Probably the most well known brand in world football so great endorsement opportunities
8. Transfer spending has always been healthy if sometimes not prudent so good chance of playing with other top tier players
9. United take care of their ex-players with coaching opportunities and ambassadorial roles where you can travel the world hyping up the club
10. Owners don't own slaves

Top tier players?

The new Stan Laurel? Mike Smallthing? Daniel "Calamity" James?

 

[Vienna_70]

Inter must be off their heads, fuck knows why they are after lumpkaku.

They have ordered too much pizza, and need to get rid of it somehow.

 

[Vienna_70]

Safety officers say it was the fastest ground evacuation ever and use it in training videos.

Faster than Wembley 2011?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Faster than Wembley 2011?

Or Wembley ‘16.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

If they play a couple of the kids, what generic name will the media attach to them?

Ole's offspring?
Solskjaer's sprogs?