United thread 2019/20

Discussion in 'General football forum' started by Ric, 8 Jun 2019.

  1. Murph

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    Tbf Lou should be pretty experienced with the old vinegar stroke.
     
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  2. gordondaviesmoustache

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    Brilliant!
     
  3. 1.618034

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    His hands would be too small. I was thinking about having John Magnier and The GPC fighting over it.
     
  4. David 'El Mago' Silva

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    Longstaff will take it up to 200m. Expecting them to win the league now, as I'm told money guarantees success.
     
  5. tweety

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    Safety officers say it was the fastest ground evacuation ever and use it in training videos.
     
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  6. gordondaviesmoustache

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    John Magnier and JP McManus wanking it off into the GPC’s mouth whilst calling him a ‘dirty bitch’ sounds more analogous and apposite.
     
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  7. NZBlue

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    Battleships get compared according to size so yes, he could be classed along with the world. Their equators are probably fairly similar for a start
     
  8. Murph

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    And when they are still shite they will go into full City bingo mode yet again.
     
  9. lonestay

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    How the hell are they paying £80 million in a one horse race ?
     
  10. 1.618034

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    Now you're talking.

    It could be titled "The United Way"
     
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