United thread 2019/20

[Deleted member 77198]

1st seminar of the day

Surely that’s not real? Hahahahahaha Has it not been dubbed over with his Brother playing him and taking the piss?

I had better team talks from my Under 9s junior football manager!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

 

[Vienna_70]

1st seminar of the day

No wonder they didn’t give him the job full time.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Surely that’s not real? Hahahahahaha Has it not been dubbed over with his Brother playing him and taking the piss?

I had better team talks from my Under 9s junior football manager!

Advising the subs to ‘watch the game’.

His genius is unrivalled.

 

[Neville Kneville]

I see they are desperate to get rid of the piano player as they are doing the shithouse tactics of what they do when they no longer want someone and start releasing PR to show the player in a bad light to the press, so far a training ground bust up and now he is refusing to leave.
Alexis Sanchez is refusing to leave Manchester United this summer, despite boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer threatening to drop him to the reserves if he stays, and Roma are now looking at other targets.

They really are shits when it comes to treatment of players they decide they no longer want, no wonder they can now only entice top players with huge wages.

Plus i had to laugh at this:
Manchester United opted against a summer move for Sporting Lisbon and Portugal midfielder Bruno Fernandes, 24, because their scouts felt he gives the ball away too often.

Didn't stop them buying Pogba did it :)

Gutted for the lad.

 

[Stoned Rose]

So when are this lot having the Testimonial for their top player Wesley Sneijder who retired.

The last of the Class of 92.

A sad day for all those with that Utd DNA.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I see they are desperate to get rid of the piano player as they are doing the shithouse tactics of what they do when they no longer want someone and start releasing PR to show the player in a bad light to the press, so far a training ground bust up and now he is refusing to leave.
Alexis Sanchez is refusing to leave Manchester United this summer, despite boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer threatening to drop him to the reserves if he stays, and Roma are now looking at other targets.

They really are shits when it comes to treatment of players they decide they no longer want, no wonder they can now only entice top players with huge wages.

Plus i had to laugh at this:
Manchester United opted against a summer move for Sporting Lisbon and Portugal midfielder Bruno Fernandes, 24, because their scouts felt he gives the ball away too often.

Didn't stop them buying Pogba did it :)

It just gets better every day. I would play in the reserves every week for his money.

They have a ‘Danny Mills’. Wonderful.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Maguire will soon start getting the De Gea treatment from most of the press.

Barring a massive fuck up; absolutely nailed on.

VVD will lose his Most Licked Anus Trophy within a few weeks.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I find that Giggs clip morbidly fascinating. It’s proper car crash stuff, like some pisstake, fly on the wall documentary. Gutted he didn’t get the job really, although Solskjær is right up there too with his almost parodical references to the past.

lt's like watching a student being asked to get up and explain their reasoning to for the first time.

VVD will lose his Most Licked Anus Trophy within a few weeks.

The 'Shining Star' trophy.

 

[journolud]

I see they are desperate to get rid of the piano player as they are doing the shithouse tactics of what they do when they no longer want someone and start releasing PR to show the player in a bad light to the press, so far a training ground bust up and now he is refusing to leave.
Alexis Sanchez is refusing to leave Manchester United this summer, despite boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer threatening to drop him to the reserves if he stays, and Roma are now looking at other targets.

They really are shits when it comes to treatment of players they decide they no longer want, no wonder they can now only entice top players with huge wages.

Plus i had to laugh at this:
Manchester United opted against a summer move for Sporting Lisbon and Portugal midfielder Bruno Fernandes, 24, because their scouts felt he gives the ball away too often.

Didn't stop them buying Pogba did it :)

Obviously didn't think they have the coaching staff to help him improve on that.