United thread 2019/20

[goatersnipple]

They'll be compelled to have a TV next.

No no no.
If they did that they might be able to use var at the swamp

 

[big gaz]

So when are this lot having the Testimonial for their top player Wesley Sneijder who retired.

 

[ninjamonkey]

A united social media post highlighting Maguire’s debut found its way into my social media feed earlier they called him a colossus. the highlights reel consisted of a handful of free headers into nobody in particular and him picking up a few Chelsea misplaced passes whilst looking gormless. We’re missing out. Should have offered £100 million.

 

[Vienna_70]

I figured he's gonna play mostly on the wing this season, I guess he's like Lingard (lol) in that he plays both in the front 3 and midfield 3.

Yeah, at the same time!

 

[Vienna_70]

I disagree
The best money City ever spent led to this ever immortal moment of magic

Any excuse, eh?

 

[Vienna_70]

Cannot believe that after one result they are gonna win the league . Maguire is on a par with the best defenders in the world and Pogba wants to stay at Utd and he’s the greatest .

Conveniently forgetting that if Abraham's shot against the post had gone in, the game would have been completely different.

 

[RyanP3609]

Just hope "football management" is not one of the subjects pupils can choose in the Uni set up by some of the class of 92 members as plastered all over the BBC. christ can u imagine learning from Scholes, 2 Nevilles and Giggs about being a manager

Step 1... use your playing career as your entire CV on why you would be a good manager. "I kid da ballz reeeeel gud.. Mr Ferguson trained me...".

Step 2: Once in the job, be way out of your depth, make unrealistic demands that the lower league club would never dream of agreeing to.. leave after a few months on a managers wage far higher than most in that league (see point 1 for playing career as to why) and blame differences in how you see the future compared to the chairmen.

Step 3: Return to the overpaid other job BT always promised you would be there cos of your, yes you guessed it.. playing career. Where you can spout as much utter shite as you like and itll get eaten up by the following masses of the rags you used to play for.

When bored follow steps 1 through 3, or just take your cushty "pundit" job until BT realise your a hack (they NEVER will).

I've saved everyone a fortune there!

 

[cookster]

Cannot believe that after one result they are gonna win the league . Maguire is on a par with the best defenders in the world and Pogba wants to stay at Utd and he’s the greatest .

I can.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

This and only this .............You play Thursday coz your fukin shite.

 

[mccity]

Just hope "football management" is not one of the subjects pupils can choose in the Uni set up by some of the class of 92 members as plastered all over the BBC. christ can u imagine learning from Scholes, 2 Nevilles and Giggs about being a manager

1st seminar of the day