United thread 2019/20

[jimharri]

Member since 2000, 24000 posts. it's @jimharri !

I told you to keep shtum. Twat.
;-)

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Someones on the caf taking the piss - own up :)

Serious question......

Is there anything to said for a team to be rewarded a "half a goal for hitting the post"

Would make games more interesting and rewards players like Rashford for hitting a worldie off the post.

In most cases hitting a post is harder to do then scoring a goal. Anyone who has attempted the crossbar challenge will agree with this.

After all the shite that has descended on the game via the new handball law I wouldn't put it past IFAB to ponder on this one, and to avoid such a thing as a 'draw' we could add up the number of corners and throw ins won and give a corner a quarter of a goal and a throw in a tenth of a goal! Result? Dippers win all the throw ins in a game and every oppo goal kick becomes a corner with refs tapping their heels to indicate it fictitiously came off a defender's foot!

 

[burning blue soul]

All the money, all the managers, all the players over the last 6 years, and all they have to show for it is ogs!!!! It's mis-management of that club on an industrial scale!
My mind is boggling!!!

 

[stonerblue]

Great to see the return of the comedy channel.

 

[manimanc]

Jeff stelling after the rags equalised was nearly passing out telling everyone how it's in utds DNA to get late goals, been doing it for years and years.
Who'd have funk it that palace would gazump him.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

So if we extrapolate the data from the last 3 games 50-55 points for these c@nts will be about par.

 

[oakiecokie]

That HAS to be someone off here. Has to be. Even the biggest gobshite ever to attach himself to that corporation (and there are many) wouldn't come out with such gibberish.


Or would they?

No Jim.
Just like Liverpool they think that football is all about them.
Both have a huge following of gobshites.

 

[Vienna_70]

Two more records fell at the swamp yesterday:

Palace's first win there in the Premier League era.

And the first away winner scored in injury time at the shithole.

Ever.

Since the pisscan left, records have been tumbling like skittles.

 

[hammocity]

Like most on here I’ve got some good mates who are rags, I’m almost feeling sorry for them, I just can’t take the piss, their pain is just to much. I almost want them to smell success and just fail at the final hurdle, mid table mediocrity is just a shrug of the shoulders, no banter, no baiting, no discussion, they all agree they are shit and we don’t talk football anymore.

 

[uwe rosler 28]

Like most on here I’ve got some good mates who are rags, I’m almost feeling sorry for them, I just can’t take the piss, their pain is just to much. I almost want them to smell success and just fail at the final hurdle, mid table mediocrity is just a shrug of the shoulders, no banter, no baiting, no discussion, they all agree they are shit and we don’t talk football anymore.

Have a word with yourself and remember all the shit they gave us.