United thread 2019/20

[ancoats]

europa league football coz your fucking shit
what a feeling what a night

 

[laserblue]

MUEN's office boys will be working overtime circling all those empty seats.

 

[give it to gordon]

Think utd did well beating beating Astana I mean after taking part in the big tours like TDF Astana must be tired and not use to to playing footie......

 

[City Raider]

Just looking at that picture....middle left it says " giggs tearing you apart since 99" should read "Giggs tearing his brother apart since 99"...

20 years! History club

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Is it true that the team the rags played last night do not actually play in any league? I heard it was thrown together from an assortment people visiting out-patient departments with broken limbs. Apparently, this was for a reality TV programme called Thursday Night Football in which a has-been football club tries to create its former glories by playing make-believe teams in front of a live audience of extras from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. People watching on TV can phone in (£5 per minute) and vote for the player most likely to end up in non-league football having had a first-team call up to the England squad.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Fake , they have a fan base of three billion who would all attend if they could only get tickets .

And that's just in the known universe.

 

[SilverFox2]

And that's just in the known universe.

They must also be counting the billions of insects and rodents already resident within OT.

 

[hertsblue]

Astana, a team made up largely of free transfers:

15/16 Spent 162,000
16/17 Spent 0
17/18 Spent 761,000 (sold 1.8 million)
18/19 Spent 2.4 Million (sold 2.8 million)
19/20 Spent 0

Yet Utd put on a unconvincing 1-0 win and its oh i was right to sell Piano man and Lukaku and keep Greenwood by the Paper Boy, and we played the kids. Not being funny but our EDS team would have beaten Astana. Anyone can play kids against such weak opposition.
And 50k crowd LOL. More like 30k with free tickets for school kids and that Simon Stone comment was the most puke worthy thing i have read and that took some doing, even beating his own fan boy Utd comments.

Incase you missed what he posted on the BBC:
Manchester United have moved their 'atmosphere section' from the Stretford End to the area normally reserved for visiting fans for tonight's game.

That is the area regarded as the loudest in the stadium due to the low roof.

The home fans in there are making plenty of noise, including coming up with a song for teenage striker Mason Greenwood, to the tune of David Bowie's Starman. "Mason, he is dynamite, he scores them with his left foot and he scores them with his right."

 

[ccr]

Old Draftford.

 

[Blueknows]

Astana, a team made up largely of free transfers:

15/16 Spent 162,000
16/17 Spent 0
17/18 Spent 761,000 (sold 1.8 million)
18/19 Spent 2.4 Million (sold 2.8 million)
19/20 Spent 0

Yet Utd put on a unconvincing 1-0 win and its oh i was right to sell Piano man and Lukaku and keep Greenwood by the Paper Boy, and we played the kids. Not being funny but our EDS team would have beaten Astana. Anyone can play kids against such weak opposition.
And 50k crowd LOL. More like 30k with free tickets for school kids and that Simon Stone comment was the most puke worthy thing i have read and that took some doing, even beating his own fan boy Utd comments

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/foot...ns-astana-thousands-empty-seat-europa-league/

No way were there 50k...plus as you say gave away 17k tickets to schools and local charities