United thread 2019/20

[Blue Hefner]

Allegri done deal , new united manager . To be confirmed after the Liverpool match regardless of the result

Why would he go there? He’s a higher standing than Mancini took over us and that was seen as a gamble

 

[Grealish’s Shinpads]

So who do we all want to win on Sunday. I'm thinking if the dipper are going to win they might as well win 5-0. A cagey 0-1 dippers win is worst case scenario. Nil nil would be great. Rags winning is something I still can't get behind but i acknowledge it is the best result for us in purely technical terms.

Really baffles me this. How any City fan can want anything other than the rags to win this is beyond me. We are in a title race with the scousers, whilst the rags are miles behind and aren’t a threat to us at all. It’s clearly in our interest for the rags to win.

For anyone who’s saying “oh but it’s the rags” and “I fucking hate them” and “I’d just feel dirty” and so on, the dippers really aren’t any better as we have found out over the past couple of years and as much as I hate United, I love City more than I hate them.

I’ll 100% be wanting those rag bastards to win on Sunday because it’s in our best interest (not only in terms of the league but it means there’s a higher chance of OGS staying on and causing even more havoc)

 

[Barcon]

Rags have no chance whatsoever of not getting absolutely fucking leathered.

 

[Turks Head Again]

Heard it was Morris Minor.

Trabant.

 

[jimharri]

Heard it was Morris Minor.

And his majors?

 

[levets]

De Gea? You mean David De Donut Thief?

The guy who uses his feet when he should use his hands, makes horrible mistakes, gets stuck to his line, can't command his box or aerial balls, and sprays the ball everywhere?

Yeah him. Miles better than Alisson. Not as good as Eddie though.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

We NEED to beat Palace first mate.

Very much so - we have to hold up our end of the bargain.......

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Flogging a horse that died years ago.. It's fkin embarrassing...

Exactly the same for United vs Arsenal a couple of weeks ago..........

'Remember this fixture that used to be good and mean something'?

 

[CelesteItis]

5 is the Phil

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Beaker ( Jones ) was the Next Duncan Edwards according to the M E N when he signed for the scum. Well that worked out ;-)

Well they've renewed his contract goodness knows how many times so he must be doing something right? :-)