United thread 2019/20

[Big Swifty]

You've said that twice now, Arthur..........

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Since Ferguson left the rags, they've started each season with at least a glimmer of hope.

Not anymore.

They've reached the final stage of the five stages of grief...

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

They're shit and they know they are.

I preferred it when they were depressed.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You've said that twice now, Arthur..........

It's a point that deserves repeating.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

...than a cannonball...

Where were you when we were getting high.

Sometimes you may find me on the Transfer Forum

Reading sham pain super know nowts telling lies; )

 

[Vienna_70]

...than a cannonball...

Slowly walking down the hall.

 

[jacko74]

Fck me, how old is this bloke?

 

[goatersnipple]

Fck me, how old is this bloke?

What a complete twat

 

[malg]

Fck me, how old is this bloke?

Jesus titty fucking Christ, that boy is a monumental tosser.

 

[worsleyweb]

Jesus titty fucking Christ, that boy is a monumental tosser.

That literally made me embarrassed just watching it.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Fck me, how old is this bloke?

What the f#ck is that?

I am sit here trying to concentrate on the cricket and now I have to try and un-see that?

 

[blueish swede]

Fck me, how old is this bloke?

Has-?

 

[citytill1die84]

Want West Hams Issa Diop now according to Sky 45m lol

 

[Stoned Rose]

According to the Daily Mail they are looking to buy:
Maguire
Wan-Bissaka
Dier
Felix
James(the welsh one not the Columbian one)

Even if we accept(a bit of a stretch) that all those players are top4/top1 quality, who in their team is actually going to score the goals?

Martial is still waiting for a manager to ‘get the best out of him’, maybe 3rd time lucky, who knows. Rashford will be lucky to get double figures and Lukaku looks like he’s off

Lukakwho is signing for Slimming World.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Fck me, how old is this bloke?

Tbf I prefer that to ‘Ole’s at the wheel’.

 

[Falcao]

Want West Hams Issa Diop now according to Sky 45m lol

I rate him.

 

[malg]

What the f#ck is that?

I am sit here trying to concentrate on the cricket and now I have to try and un-see that?

 

[Mid Wales blue]

That starts again come October!

 

[deegee33]

That starts again come October!

Only happens after goals.....won't see too much of that again.

 

[theres only one carlito]

Ironically Jesse lingard has similarities to a Kidney bean.
They are both shit.

 

[FantasyIreland]

I rate him.

You would,given your current alternatives.