United thread 2019/20

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chaddblue said:
They've fallen that far behind us now, and become more and more irrelevant... I almost couldn't give a shit anymore how they get on, it almost passes by un-noticed
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I had the game on tonight and was thinking this:

- how utterly dull the whole match was.

Now I don’t know if I’m spoilt by our boys being so good (even when we are a bit shite) or it was a dull-ass match.

- That United are so irrelevant I too can’t give 2 bell ends about what they do, although I still get a bit moist when they lose.

- That they wheeled out Shakin’ Bacon and they still were turgid.
 
paulchapo said:
The sneering arrogant wankers had lorded it for so long, although I knew we'd start challenging them, I never dreamt it would be this good.
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We aren’t even challenging them. They’re so far away from us we are as irrelevant to them as them us. I despise them and they know there is zero point in even comparing them to us. Utterly magical.
 
The amazing thing about how shit they are is think where they would be if they were officiated the same as us. Refs still bend over for them and they still can’t win
 
I watched the first half in my local tonight with 2 of my Rag mates, there were a few others in as well. When they had a shot after about 25 minutes a few of them sarcastically cheered. Watching that first half there was no moaning, no blaming anyone just an acceptance of how shit they are.

When they scored there was a little cheer but it was almost like “we have just scored the equaliser” virtually knowing they wouldn’t hang on for 90 minutes without Arsenal scoring. OGS won’t make Christmas, not a chance.
 
I went into my local to watch the game and was amongst rags, some I knew so I didn't know. I played it low key, not trying to gloat on their perilous position under a grinning but totally inept Norwegian paperboy. Two rags twigged I was a blue as I wasn't having any of the "United are the best" bollocks.
At the end of the evening it became pathetic, like I was talking to drunken skittles of past glory. I could have bowled them over without trying but I just smiled in politeness of their ongoing agony. I let them beat their selves up. How the shoe is on the other foot, and how sweet it is to be a blue these days: )
 
United fans now banging on about this young team with all the academy products...the future is bright they say????. Apparently there were six academy products in the team which played so magnificently tonight. Well, just hold on a minute...I think the players being talked about are Tuanzebe, McTominay, Rashford, Pereira(23), Lingard(26) and Pogba who will be gone soon. I am sure that little lot will strike fear around the footballing world...haha!!!.
 
I have found Howson. He's getting fatter than ever and looks like he's stopped going and watches from a garden shed now, lol! He's still talking bollocks though.


 
Why is he wearing a t-shirt with the face of Ashley Young on it?

At least pick a decent United player.

Oh, wait a minute!

Just wear a plain t-shirt.

Question.

Why would any United fan watch and listen to the t***?

What makes him a United pundit?

He’s the type of Rag you hear across any pub spouting off about United.

“Might as well be Celtic!”
 
paulchapo said:
I have found Howson. He's getting fatter than ever and looks like he's stopped going and watches from a garden shed now, lol! He's still talking bollocks though.


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If there's a more punchable face in all the footballing fan cam, Youtube star world, then I haven't seen them.
 
My favourite bit was when Rashford was through on goal and instead of pulling the trigger, he decided to just sit on his arse in the penalty area.

Second favourite moment was when Pereira was about to intercept a through ball and instead, he decided to just sit on his arse.
 
It's gone past who they buy. It's like a virus. They just turn to shit.

They are rudderless and have no identity, no purpose to their play when you watch them. Don't look like scoring goals and that is a major issue given they don't have a recognised striker.

I don't see them above 7th. There are at least 6 better teams than them.

Wasnt sure about Leicester but given the start to this season I can now see them getting into the top 4.
 
Being linked with Mario Mandzukic, 33 - its the kind of desperate signing we'd try to do when we were poor.
 
I know BBC aren’t too popular on here but there’s a good article this morning stating how average them and Arsenal have become.
 
SilvaisSkyBlue said:
According to Keane, various commentators, pundits and Sky, united have six/seven young players coming through and Ole needs a couple more transfers windows, not forgetting the invincible amazing player Pogba is, heard all this and more since the start of the season.

Honest question, do you think they believe the above?

Is the constant bulllshit and hordes of their sycophants in on the joke and now just taking the piss?

Is their directionless, leaderless, inane play really signifying an upturn is round the corner?

It really is wonderful the above, and long, long, long may it continue, happy days...
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Are these the youngsters that our kids keep beating?
 
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