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In other words, the good looking woman they were eyeing up in the pub has told them to do one. The only alternative these clowns will get is the fat lass after last orders when the desperation has set in.
If this is the case Eddie three planks has had his beer goggles on for the last few transfer windows.
 
They've not got a pot too piss in, tv revenue down, no match day income resulting in no day trippers spending thousands on shit tat from the club shop, shopping malls on there arses.

Eddie went window shopping in Harrods for Sancho, credit card maxed out, £15 in his pocket and declined a store card, he settled for a steak bake from the pound bakery instead, peasants.
 
The one benefit of this pandemic is its hitting the Rags harder than most. Add in the minimum loss of 48m from UEFA money and they're fucked ;)
 
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